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pizzaparker.bsky.social
Autism, anarchism, Red Sox, Star Trek, and shitposts. He/him Mastodon: https://kolektiva.social/@Pizza_p_Parker I make stickers n shit: https://pizzaparkerstickers.noblogs.org
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Bolshevism is an elitist sickness spawned by the middle class gaining consciousness but aborting it in favor of middle manager control of society. "Mythical pure and good working class" just skip to the part where you become a liberal and spare my time. you're talking about people not ivory

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

im closing my computer but you can use this post as a complaint box

submitted 1 day ago • 42 comments

🧵 On “conflict” and “interference.” Conflict which spills into the streets of your neighborhood is not an “isolated scenario.” There are many factors at play, including systemic failure of services & power dynamics. When it hits the streets, it is your business, and not the police’s.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i don't understand people like this. you can farm and hunt right now. lots of people do that. you don't need to destroy capitalism to farm or hunt

submitted 1 day ago • 35 comments

Get arrested preventing DOGE goons from entering public buildings, get arrested going into public buildings to find out what DOGE goons are doing, get arrested on the floor during confirmation votes to protest the rubber stamping of unqualified candidates

submitted 1 day ago • 73 comments

i just typed in yellow jacket (local bar) to the parish (local venue) in on google, because i wanted to know how far apart those two places are, and instead google decided that was an aphorism and gave me an entirely fake definition of it i actually felt secondhand embarrassment for the computer

submitted 2 days ago • 37 comments

by the way these are literally the exact same dumbass motherfuckers, not like them, the literal exact same fucking guys, saying government is inefficient and you should cancel it to give them all the governments money so they can provide you services instead

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Indigenous people don’t need Marxism. We’ve been resisting capitalism and colonisation for over 500 years. Keep it.

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

i feel like with thirty minutes time and a couple diet Cokes i could get him to reverse the Louisiana Purchase

submitted 2 days ago • 66 comments

the USPS has been the most popular branch of the government since its inception by Ben Franklin. it has never had a negative approval rating.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I feel so sick. Enough with the lies, enough with the games. They know exactly what they're doing. This is a neo-Nazi movement. Proudly so. The only reason they've kept it coded up until now was to take advantage of those who didn't want to believe it. No more looking away. Face up to what it is.

submitted 2 days ago • 227 comments

folks I have so many autism points that I've spent the whole week debugging a program I wrote in one fell swoop on monday that loads and unloads cargo from trains in minecraft

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70 year old Senator Tommy Tuberville can’t think of the word “triangle”

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