i feel like with thirty minutes time and a couple diet Cokes i could get him to reverse the Louisiana Purchase - ThreadSky

iwriteok.bsky.social • 64 days ago

i feel like with thirty minutes time and a couple diet Cokes i could get him to reverse the Louisiana Purchase

Apparently Trump has directed the SecState to review all treaties that the US is party to and make recommendations for withdrawal.

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davidquinn.oideachasmedia.com•64 days ago

“Robert grate guy is going to take Louisiana off our hands,his going to do a job with it too”

cassiesmom.bsky.social•64 days ago

Maybe they can include Arkansas in the deal. That would save a lot of taxpayer money

leaferi.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oh shit. Palin might end up in Russia rather than seeing from porch.

fewrfreyut.bsky.social•64 days ago

Dude you could probably get him to proclaim Charles king of America and rejoin Britain as a colony if it meant Trump could govern it with absolute sole authority and no limit on his tenure.

enviroaggie.bsky.social•64 days ago

Would we all get healthcare then?

fewrfreyut.bsky.social•64 days ago

Sorry none for the colonies

julesb2183.bsky.social•64 days ago

He's gonna be pissed, pissed I tell you! When he hears about the Treaty of Versailles!

imnotgreat.bsky.social•64 days ago

Please no. The best karaoke track maker in the world lives in Louisiana, and I don't want my tracks to become imports, like Shiner Bock is considered an import in Texas

panactheos.bsky.social•64 days ago

I don't think the republicans fully understand the beast they've made a deal with here.
He doesn't care about their goals in the slightest. He's doing whatever he can to make as much money as possible. That's why he investigating old treaties, he's looking for extortion targets.

sleepwhenimdead.bsky.social•64 days ago

Maybe not a lot of them, and maybe but trump personally, but the people dismantling our country for parts know exactly what they're doing.

transplantedsconie.bsky.social•64 days ago

Sooooooo.....they actively working to have the dollar be replaced as the world's reserve currency? Cause that's how this looks.

silentbeagle.bsky.social•64 days ago

Yeah with Bitcoin so it's easier for them to get paid by foreign dictators without anyone noticing.

valociraptor.bsky.social•64 days ago

That's insane because Bitcoin is unstable.

transplantedsconie.bsky.social•64 days ago

That fits because the entire maga movement is unstable

nietszeggende.bsky.social•64 days ago

All you have to do is get him to say it into a microphone once, then his minions will slowly start to manifest it.

autumnsky14.bsky.social•63 days ago

I know we will win in the end once maga wake the hell up

dribrats.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'm sure you can find something more constructive to do with thirty minutes' unfettered access to the guy

beligerant-retailr.bsky.social•64 days ago

That would mean I could have the option to be French.

Which is not the worst option, but it’s down there.

ctborum.bsky.social•64 days ago

Have him consider the Treaty of Paris. I think we need a do-over.

billabetimelord.bsky.social•64 days ago

Can he give back Texas and Florida while you're at it?

reallukem.bsky.social•64 days ago

stoked for him to retroactively refound the Barbary Pirates by fucking up a date

transdragon.bsky.social•64 days ago

Joining the war on the Barbary Pirates on the side of the pirates

reallukem.bsky.social•64 days ago

attempting to partition Algeria with a 200-years dead Bey of Tangier

theroadscroller.bsky.social•64 days ago

Giving Texas back to Mexico would solve a lot of our problems.

kludge.bsky.social•64 days ago

dude, mexico has enough problems already.

fylgja80.bsky.social•64 days ago

And California.

quixoticmage.bsky.social•64 days ago

I can excuse everything else Trump has done, but if he withdraws the US from the Outer Space Treaty of 1967 it's time to riot in the streets

kitscandyland.bsky.social•64 days ago

Good fucking god. I cannot wrap my head around this bullshit lmao

futuresorcerer.bsky.social•64 days ago

Time to learn French in preperation

afraidoftheworld.bsky.social•63 days ago

"make America great again, give it back!"

morganv.bsky.social•64 days ago

Make America France Again

raaatbird.bsky.social•64 days ago

*Complete with actual good protests and guillotines

solonisonomia.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'm reminded of friend of the pod and hand enthusiast Kaiser Wilhelm II and him thinking he could do better job than Bismarck with foreign policy.

secularjen.bsky.social•64 days ago

Tough homework assignment for Little Marco.

valociraptor.bsky.social•64 days ago

So uuuuhhhh he's taking Native land? Uuuuhhhhh...

Someone has to *do something* about him.

valociraptor.bsky.social•64 days ago

It would be so so heartbreaking for them to lose their land. He has no problems removing Palestinians for real estate, he would do the same to Native folks.

I hate him I hate him I hate him!

simplyjack.bsky.social•64 days ago

iwriteok.bsky.social•64 days ago

i love how pervert doesn't need to be translated, because it's always french

wisco-disco.bsky.social•64 days ago

Je sui excité

simplyjack.bsky.social•64 days ago

The English word villain comes from the French word for villager. Therefore it is safe to assume that pervert comes for the French word for trusted religious official

shanemcoyle.bsky.social•64 days ago

He’s definitely considering returning Alaska

jmoaze.bsky.social•64 days ago

Return the Dominion of British West Florida to its rightful owner!

fylgja80.bsky.social•64 days ago

Louisiana goes back to France as well.

(Looks up France's healthcare.)

SHIT! BRB- Moving to Louisiana.

zivilsolidarity.bsky.social•64 days ago

reverse the Lousiana Purchase,reverting to the 1824 Mexico borders, give Hawai'i and Puerto Rico independence and sell Alaska back to the Romanovs
29-state union, as I'm sure someone intended

jreel.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'm waiting for him to sell Alaska back to Russia

shaggnar.bsky.social•64 days ago

Sell?
He'll give it away

cassiesmom.bsky.social•64 days ago

No. There is oil there.

jaclynnejacijax.bsky.social•64 days ago

Is this how I finally get universal healthcare?

seallan.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'll supply you with a truckload of Diet Coke if it means we get to revert to rule by the French. Just remind them that we still use Napoleonic Law here if that helps.

hexacult.art•64 days ago

I'll buy you a palette of diets coke if somebody else can set up the meeting.

dillo857.bsky.social•64 days ago

Coke is being boycotted by Mexican people because they turned in some of their employees to ice!

ingiskahn.bsky.social•64 days ago

They didn't do that

mamabear487.bsky.social•64 days ago

If I throw in a couple more Diet Cokes for him and some Kratom tea for you, do you think you could slip in the Treaty of Paris so Michigan can go back to the UK or Canada (whoever wants us)? 😂

moana-sherrill.bsky.social•64 days ago

The treaty of Guadalupe next please

fortycakes.bsky.social•64 days ago

moana-sherrill.bsky.social•64 days ago

DO IT

ninjaiceberg.bsky.social•64 days ago

Jdpon don strikes again

markllama.bsky.social•64 days ago

Can we re-form Massachusetts? It used to go all the way to Canada.

transdragon.bsky.social•64 days ago

I knew imperial collapse was inevitable. I knew that something like this would happen.

But goddam did it have to be the most stupid way possible?

ruhmer.bsky.social•64 days ago

It didn't HAVE to, but it seems appropriate.

meddlesomebeast.bsky.social•64 days ago

“One of the worst deals.”

cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social•64 days ago

The trick is to freeze the Diet Coke and put it in a sock.

brummmond.bsky.social•63 days ago

Give him some whiskey and reverse the annexation of Tejas, while you're at it

xerohour.bsky.social•64 days ago

That would make me a French citizen and that sounds exponentially better than being an American these days.

skirtgrl.bsky.social•64 days ago

I feel like crying every day now.

tonylizza.bsky.social•64 days ago

Many’s the time I’ve thought about becoming the governor-general of New Orleans.

mindrip.bsky.social•64 days ago

This reads like a joke that is not st all a joke.

linuxfiend.bsky.social•64 days ago

As long as you're the last person that speaks to him that day, you're golden.

brockness.bsky.social•64 days ago

Next week - Trump voids the Declaration of Independence

genemeneray.bsky.social•64 days ago

captainblye.bsky.social•64 days ago

Manifesting that Destiny.

pewtergod.bsky.social•64 days ago

How much did we pay for that?
Fifteen Million dollars??
Obvious case of government waste and fraud.
I'm sure I can get him double that for it.👍

tehdeminz.bsky.social•64 days ago

Can't wait for my home state to be given back to Mexico

beanshaver.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'd love to be french. I can smoke cigs and live forever.

elpresideertay.bsky.social•64 days ago

Finally we can bring back the Sabine Free State

avendarien.bsky.social•64 days ago

Why stop there, a quarter bill and he will let you be president.

mrmayday.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oh, he’s going to give Alaska back to the Russians, isn’t he?

junkrawk.bsky.social•64 days ago

Please do

doubleharold.bsky.social•64 days ago

What if somehow the Manhattan purchase gets reversed and Indigenous people take Trump tower? If Terry Pratchet were writing this episode that might be the sort of blunder that happens.

wait-jon-did-what.bsky.social•64 days ago

That's a weird way to announce he's gonna take what little the indigenous people have left

julesb2183.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oh shit.

ihavelongarms.bsky.social•64 days ago

I mean the US has broken every treaty ever with the Indigenous nations of this land, so hes got a head start on carrying forward a US tradition.

dillo857.bsky.social•64 days ago

Exactly!

brooklovesbunnies.bsky.social•64 days ago

kinda do feel like things have been gamified! All these cabinet members, like how long can you ride the mechanical bull?

nv-desert-rat.bsky.social•64 days ago

I don't know, that sounds like it's still a hard sell. Tack on some gas station boner pills and amphetamines and you've got him for sure.

bigsteven.bsky.social•64 days ago

Shit, I wouldn’t doubt it…

alwaysarmoured.bsky.social•64 days ago

I swear that presenting all US military bases to him as lazy soldiers on vacation costing him billions would get you a global withdrawal overnight.

snootacamund.bsky.social•64 days ago

Adams-Onís Treaty repeal and don’t settle for anything less.

johnbelusky.bsky.social•64 days ago

Reneging on international treaties is yet another hallmark of fascist governments.

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