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TWO GIRLS IN THE ENTIRE STATE OF MAINE! FEWER THAN 10 IN ALL OF THE NCAA! i know true believers can't be swayed, but i think hammering these numbers is important for the average person to understand that republicans are OBSESSSSSSED with such a minuscule group of people and it's fucking weird!

“Do you want a mayor who is not meeting the moment?” - a Senator who is not meeting the moment

Friend at the Department of Justice informed me that all DOJ employees received a memo flagged with high importance with the subject: ENDING PROCUREMENT OF PAPER STRAWS

Inflation numbers get printed tomorrow in case you guys thought the stock market volatility was over.

It looks like most of yesterday’s market crash was hedge funds unwinding positions. Biggest two-day risk off trade in 4 years according to Goldman’s desk. A 3.8 standard deviation event. Rumor is Citadel may wind down some of their pods. Markets do not like policy uncertainty.

I’ve been a professional investor for 15 years (important note: I am NOT a stock analyst) and I’ve never seen a stock as radioactive as TSLA is now. Don’t buy it; don’t short it. Just steer clear, as it could rip either direction and I wouldn’t be surprised.

The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.

Happy International Women's Day 💖

Not to be a spoilsport, but I'd be very cautious about using the stock market as an indicator of anything in particular. All it reliably tells us is how a demographic of mostly privileged, mostly white guys are feeling at any one time - and they're a fickle bunch.

It’s pretty interesting that both Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom are clearly positioning themselves to run for President and one thought he should publicize that he’s having diplomatic conversations with Canadian provinces close to Minnesota and the other thought he should publicize that he sucks

Leaders lead. As long as Democrats follow polls, they aren’t leaders, they’re just obstacles; followers taking space where leaders ought to be.

Bianco kinda called it, but literally nobody saw it happening so quickly.

Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead

Ah New York City. The only place in the world where an older white lady will call me, a white dude in his 30’s, the n-word. FTR not the hard R.

Holy shit. Someone on my flight is actually plying chess vs me

Somehow, no flights are delayed at MSP

BAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH.

No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.

I always feel really guilty leaving my wife with the kids when I go on work trips, so if somehow my flight tomorrow leaves while the kids get a snow day I’ll feel doubly terrible.

I can’t believe I used to go to Chicago every weekend for school.

I’m going to be in NYC this week for work. Anything happening Wednesday or Thursday worth checking out?

Anduril (Palmer Luckey’s new defense company) is raising a round at a nearly $30 billion valuation. Much of that value is from selling drones to Ukraine. Vance knows this! He’s personal friends with Palmer!

when i say we need to primary every democrat in 2026, this is why. it needs to be a bloodbath. we need to kill this immediately.

I owe a fair bit of taxes this year. I’ve never ever before felt bad about paying taxes until this year. Still happy paying Minnesota taxes though.

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The Atlanta Fed has been remarkably better at predicting GDP than any economist. So today’s graph is really really bad.

Hate to be that guy but people posting YTD TSLA stock charts and predicting Musk being forced to sell it for pennies has similar vibes to the Mueller posting of the first Trump administration. His cost basis in Tesla is probably dollars per share.

Surprised to see no one on Bluesky talking about how the SEC quietly came out and said meme coins aren’t securities and therefore aren’t subject to securities laws. Rug pull to your hearts content!

Maybe I shouldn’t manifest this just just remember how much fun it’s going to be this summer when Clarence Thomas retired and Trump appoints a 38 groyper to the court

Someday I’m going to have to have a sit down with my oldest and explain to him the difference between a mini gun and a minigun

The Influenza-A bug that’s going around is brutal, especially if you have a toddler. My youngest is going to miss a whole week of school

@kaizengameworks.com's Paradise Killer was a standout surprise game for me. I decided to check out their new game's (Promise Mascot Agency) demo as part of the current Steam Next Fest and, it's safe to say I'm probably buying it.

Not only are you not meeting the moment @amyklobuchar.com, you are actively running away from it. I’m disgusted.

The crash is in 8 years when they IPO at $80 billion in value then by the time the stock is unrestricted for insiders, valued at 50% initial cost.

It’s the nicest day in months outside and all but one of my family have the flu lol

My job requires I stay on top of the business class. This is viewed as a net positive and a good thing that only someone like Trump could do. If we spend less on defending Europe maybe we can have a better debt/GDP ratio. The above analysis is for all Trump’s done not just the NATO stuff

To add on to the stress the Church could have another conclave soon? Good thing Francis has been pretty good at stacking the college of cardinals.

they voted for harris, because rural voters are not a bigoted monolith despite what you've been led to believe. but even if they didn't? they'd still deserve fucking mail service

The older I get, the more I appreciate the concept of "IQ." Whenever someone seriously mentions the importance of IQ, I know I can shut my brain off because nothing they say is worth thinking about. It's so convenient!