poopinthepants.bsky.social
Nobody cares who you are, and that's a good thing.
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I want to meet this pelican.
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I dunno. I sure hope all that money these long-deceased people are fraudulently receiving is being well-spent.
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Just shut up and have another brandy, Hegseth. You are not actually their leader.
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Yeah, we figured out that he has been colluding with the KGB for a long-ass time now.
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For all his follies, there is a part of Donald that has longly been institutionalized. He cannot function without constant assistance from those around him. Someone has to bring him his Diet Cokes and tie his shoes. Elder abuse.
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The problem is not that Donald hasn't made mistakes. He has. It's the fact that he is mentally incapable of accepting the fact that he can make mistakes. A common symptom of Narcissitic Personality Disorder. I presume you already knew that before I spelled it out for you.
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Your soup is perfect.
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They think this a good thing. *chuckles*
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You can rewrite the history books all you want. We know who Donald is, was, and always will be. He is a deeply flawed, narcissistic, and insecure old man that desperately wants to be perceived as flawless leader. People who think like Donald are dangerously obsessed with dominance and wealth.
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Panzer: "Hello, my name is Panzer, and I have a Dragoon."
Panzer is a really strange name. Also what is a Dragoon?
"It's basically a dragon. It can fly and spit fire. Also, don't make fun of my name."
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What if a wheel stopped being a wheel? It becomes a brick. The folly of homosapiens lies in there insecurities.
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It takes more than talent and youth to manage highly sensitive data. Quite the opposite. It takes years of training, experience, vetting, and gaining the trust of the departments you serve before you can be allowed to access/manage such data. Elon wants these kids because he knows they will fail.
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Well, for one thing, I wouldn't take financial advice from someone that probably has a million dollars in cash hidden under sofa cushions.
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Well, thank goodness. Patton Oswalt is here to guide us through this shitstorm. Fuck, where did I leave those pills?