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Supposed Ice Cream Magnate & Chef. Failed Comedian. Youngin' Baseball Coach. Umpire. Lover of all things Springsteen. Once got an A- in Nuclear Weapons at Harvard.
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Congratulations!
Sorry. Just noticed the typo.
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What gave it away?
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Zeus and Bean give this post a perfect 10...
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Oh love this.
Congratultions!
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You know what?
Let's find out.
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New guy?
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Hard to believe I'm going to be President for the next 60,000 years or so, but here we are.
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Quick. Someone check if she's furrowed her brow or pursed her lips yet.
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I literally had the same reaction; which I shared on FB...
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It would seem, in a figurative sense Herr Professor, that the fire trucks have re-located to a safer locale.
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WHEEEEEE!!!!
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Temu Blofeld is a druggie.
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"what we are seeing is just the tip."
I see what you did there.
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Beautiful loaf! I hope to God you haven't eaten all 100 loaves since November though. ;-)
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I guess that's what happens when you don't let Schlappy fondle your junk...
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If he was going for "Dork Bond Villain" with this look, Musk *fucking* *nailed* *it.*
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Take a number Mister.
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Adorable!
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Ummm, I did. Look closer. ;-)
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"And thank you Washington Post reporters that may or may not be here..."
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Fixed it for you Laura...
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OH Sweet Ella!!!!
Love her.
Seriously!
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Concur.
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Interesting. My favorite writer as of late is JV Last...
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I'm more partial to the Bulwark these days, but still skim the Dispatch each day.
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Thank you.
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I'm a subscriber to the Dispatch. I'm not sure what you mean...
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It is a "lather/rinse/repeat" evolution.
-Nominee seemingly forgets his past statements and actions.
-Nominee dodges direct questions, as if to say "Oh I'd never do that."
-2-3 Republicans on the Committee cave
-After confirmation, nominee does exactly what he/she was accused of during hearing.
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You have to admit... The irony here is pretty rich.
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I'm never gonna' make it through four years of this shit.
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Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response.
Things you watch that give your body a chill, satisfied vibe.
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3. Put Leon in one of his rockets, preferably one that suffers from a “ rapid unscheduled disassembly” and send it to the center of the sun.
4. See to it that Stephen “Nosferatu” Miller is in the same rocket.
Thank you.
Patrick
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And email sent...
Hello DOGE:
Here are my ideas for maximizing government efficiency.
1. Maybe hire a few people that aren’t still in puberty
2. Remove your collective craniums from your sphincters.
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Hundreds of years of progress, wasted-because of the insatiable, narcissistic whims of one ignorant, broken con-man.
How's that working out America?
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And for what? The price of eggs and gas, which the current administration truly doesn't give two shits about.
We are simultaneously destroying our standing in the world, while systematically dismantling our government, and throwing in with dictators and evil regimes.
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-China will green light the hostile takeover of Taiwan
-Nuclear proliferation in the world will suddenly increase.
-Pax Americana will be lost; perhaps forever
Of course, I didn't correctly prognosticate making Canada and Mexico our enemies here in the Northern Hemisphere, but here we are.
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Wait. Sorry. I missed the #TongueOutTuesday.
Here you go. The lad kept trying to get at my wine...
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Well that brought ME a smile! Even with Zeus taking a nap on my head.
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Apparently, it's also "National Whiny and Dramatic Legislators with Horse Chompers Day" as well.
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A conundrum.
Because these are some of my favorite terms for a current Orange man in D.C.
What should I be calling him?