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I repost animal stuff A LOT. If this annoys you, please walk on by.
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HARVEY: let me slip into something more comfortable PJ HARVEY:

submitted 27 days ago • 7 comments

Your own Personal Werewolf Someone who hears your prayers, someone who's were.

submitted 20 days ago • 10 comments

- What's wrong with the BMW? - I brought it in because it's making a weird little noise. - That's the blinker. - The what?

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

He murdered an eleven year old girl because he lost in Fortnite. I don't ever want to hear "men are logical and women are emotional".

submitted 4 days ago • 30 comments

Jesus.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

My mock turtleneck is making fun of me

submitted 4 days ago • 10 comments

A lot of my mood depends on my distance from available snacks.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

submitted 4 days ago • 452 comments

Wild how no one seems to care what the monitor lizards are monitoring — or who hired them to do it in the first place

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

It’s George’s birthday run, yes George it’s your birthday ❤️

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

"I hope this email finds you well" How the email found me:

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Happy 1st birthday George it’s been an amazing year watching you grow up ❤️

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Nobody uses the term “badonkadonk” anymore.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Your partner should gas you up not gaslight you. Dump him.

submitted 7 days ago • 29 comments

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 🐆🥣😳 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

submitted 7 days ago • 580 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Finland gave every homeless person a house and within 6 months 85% had a job and were financially independent. Less crime, less hospital visits, less suffering and even including the cost of the house, LESS COST than the UK/USA method of abandoning them on the streets.

submitted 7 days ago • 72 comments

You can tell Sleeping Beauty is a fairytale because that man woke her up from the best nap of her life for absolutely no reason and she was just like fine with it

submitted 7 days ago • 19 comments

Allow me to address the elephant in the room: Lies do not suddenly become truths because, instead of shouting them out with orange makeup and a wig, you serve them up with a smile, eyeliner and a hipster beard.

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

nothing can stop me from achieving my goals today... except maybe an unexpected text, a news headline, a song stuck in my head or a fucking email

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Proctology is located in A55

submitted 8 days ago • 27 comments

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 8 days ago • 790 comments

Intern was teasing me about being Gen X and said, “You probably never even heard of Dua Lipa!” Oh please. Everyone knows about that language app with the stupid owl.

submitted 10 days ago • 5 comments

In a universe where time is infinite, there was a brief moment in my blip of a life when I was unequivocally and unconditionally loved—and it was extraordinary.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Dear everyone who rolls up in my comments when I’m talking about something that is not The Current Chaos, berating me that There Are More Important Things to Be Thinking About, please, and I say this with love, fuck all the way off into the sun, I will do as I please, unfollow me if it bothers you.

submitted 10 days ago • 1243 comments

Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo

submitted 11 days ago • 184 comments