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pranik.bsky.social
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Did not expect Mark Cuban to be pro-union. 2025 has been so strange so far.

I'm getting severed so the next episode comes quicker.

lmao

Pain killers are my friends. Thank you, TedEd.

my plan to throw coffee beans at houses instead of eggs has been foiled

I have not known pain like this!

I'll do it for you. BE KIND!

odds chatgpt is down because they're purging content guardrails in line with Altman's bending the knee?

Consume until the throbbing subsides. store.theonion.com/c...

ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all

Earth Explodes theonion.com/earth-e...

I would like to apologize to valve

i feel so bad for leaves decomposing on sidewalks. they should be releasing their wonderful nutrients on gracious soil

*terrible beatboxing noises* “My name is Mark Z and I’m here to say that i’m letting people use slurs in a different way!”

I've started reading books again. I am so glad to have started with Fahrenheit 451. It asks me to value my enrichment against my entertainment. It's my 2025 project to spend more time on books than my phone. One day at a time. 💪💯🎊 #booksky 💙📚

My message to Zuck

following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets

Species Of Blue-Green Algae Announces IPO theonion.com/species-of-b...

Unserious ass internship. They're calling me British and impolite because he doesn't understand me. Colonial trauma is so real, especially in the elderly.

Journalism is alive and well.

"Can you perform under pressure?" No, but I can sing shake it off

Who are you people that keep following me??

IQuick Thread: I really love people who work to take care of the spaces we share online. Because Bluesky is less centralized, more of that work falls to us. As in all things…look for the helpers.

How old were you when you made your first Tamillion?

Do not go to Chennai unless you are from Chennai. The beach is bad, the hoes aren't bad, the food is mid and everybody hates me for not being Tamilian.

Netflix should not be allowed to make money from that fight.

Twitter is shitting bricks lfg

If rockstar is going to make me play as a woman in GTA VI, she better have a fat ass with appropriate jelly mechanics to keep me engaged. Looking forward to 2025. Send tweet.

these ARE made they should ALWAYS be made i WILL make them i WILL help you make them

The impact of the gta trailer tomorrow is going to be much greater than whatever IBM is doing.

No piracy feed/community on here yet?

I’m hearing rumors about a “new year”, do we really want another one of these things?

Is dril here?

Hello, world!