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I’m trying to remember what they said after the U.S. was attacked on Pearl Harbor… was it, “wake up a” something something “giant”? #resist

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#Mar-a-la-go-fuckyourself #resist #50501

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Prediction 22: … While holed up in Mar-A-la-go-fuck-yourself, Trump desperately tries calling mum but Putin is indisposed. In a panic Rump begins bottling his urine to use as booby traps.

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Prediction 21: The protests start somewhat small at first but continue to grow until he cannot control a thing anymore. After legal wrangling he ends up holed away at Mar-a-Who-Gives-A-FUCK-go.

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In combination with AOC, Crocket, Cesar, Bernie, Shapiro. These are the people we need in front of the cameras. Let these guys cook!

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PROTECT AGAINST ENEMIES FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC.

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Prediction 20: Muskrat, having co-opted his underling’s moniker “big ballz” finds out in fact he and his crew all suffer from epididymal hypertension due to severe lack of pussy.

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Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

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ASK ELON IF HE’LL COMMIT TO PAYING HIS TAXES WITHOUT LOOPHOLES, since he’s so interested in helping the country financially. @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy

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Uphold your oath #senators “support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC.” We’re waiting.

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Solution to everything. Tax the rich. #taxtherich #nokings

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People who work at any of elons companies, blink twice if you’re a hostage.

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Van Hollen: "Can you imagine FDR in the middle of WW2 saying to Churchill, 'you know, we're not going to continue to help you until you turn over half of your coal and mineral reserves.' That's not how you behave when you want to support a friend who's under attack by an authoritarian like Putin."

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This is it ya’ll. This is an appointed official’s words. It does not get clearer than this people. We won’t wait until these things happen will we? Are we that dumb? The hoodwinking is over.

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Nowhere near enough of the heat is on the white nationalist in Trimpkins’ office, Stephen “Nosferatu” Miller. Let’s shut his shit down.

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We need a dashboard of all the dei-scrapping company’s stock tickers so we know when to apply more pressure strategically. #target #diversity #equity #inclusion #fucktrump #fuckmusk

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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

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Bunker boy is Putin's bitch.

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This is what oligarchy looks like.

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You know twitter (x) still makes over $3b in ad revenue. Who the fuck is paying for ads on x?

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Goddamn he’s right www.instagram.com/reel/DGGnmEr...

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Same luckily it’s getting cancelled.

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The funny thing is. After the despair phase fades this shit energizes us. We will not allow for this in a democracy.

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