primated.bsky.social
Human Bean that cooks and eats Meat and Vegetables. Interested in knowing the opinions of onions. I don't understand society or religion. A lot of times, they appear to be the same thing
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I'm talking about everyone who will get all up in arms about meaningless drivel, but not give a damn about voting
Since you brought it up. 86% of the black population didn't vote for Kamala. 86% of the black population that voted, voted for her. What percentage of eligible black voters stayed home
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I didn't make it to be cool. I don't think I'm cool. I made it as a heartfelt comment. I don't use Social Media to feel cool or try and fit in with the cool kids. What about you?
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So why the Samuel L. Jackson is Trump President?
You bitches will get yourselves all up in arms about Drake, but not get your lazy asses out to vote to save the things you need. Shut the fuck up and enjoy...
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LOL!
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That's a snuggle opportunity....
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You didn't smear?
Door handle smear is the best...
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I don't drink much coffee, though I make up for it with a lot of extra fucks with a liberal dose of Samuel L. Jacksons...
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youtu.be/Hxnri6pBMwY?...
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What is that?
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LOL!
You made me snot on myself! That was priceless!
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Why didn't you just get a 3 packs of bottles? They don't sell it in gallons, that's why the joke failed. ❤️
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I spent two days fixing my kids car. They came to pick it up last night, but I was sleeping, so I left the keys outside, by my statue of Ganesha, on top of a dozen eggs. Not quite sure if they appreciated the car or the eggs more....
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No, just no...
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Most people don't go shopping every day, especially just for eggs. But...what if you have a home based business that uses eggs?
The main question is, egga in Canada and Mexico are at normal prices, when is Trump, the Samuel L. Jackson going to get in line and bring down our costs?
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Odin agrees!
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Nice! I'm usually sleeping by 9:30.
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When McSorley's Ale House Finally let women in on Augest 10th 1970, they still only had on bathroom. Everyone had the use it.
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With so many legitimate people to actually boycott at this present time, people are picking him?
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Nice!
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Thanks.
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I want to watch to see tRump get booed!
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Handkerchiefs are disgusting. It's like having an asswiping rag in the bathroom.
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No, that would be bad for the kitty. Anything that could make a Kitty lick a timeline clean would surely kill them.
youtu.be/KM2K7sV-K74?...
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Can they just lick it all away? ❤️
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Whatever...
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And you care why?
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You didn't make nachos?
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That's the top of your agenda. Just shut up.
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Who made this. I love Columbo.
The kids have no idea...
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One of my cats jst went missing. I feel you.
I love the Cat Toast Picture
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You know that you can make that shit in your house? You might be spending too much time paying attention to "Celebrities". You might want to think about that.
I had to look that shit up to know what the fuck you were talking about.
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I grew up during the Nestle Boycott. Once we had a Church denounce us. Then there was the time that we epoxied all of the town's parking meters and bank locks closed. But then again we only had 3 tv channels...
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That doesn't look like meatloaf. It looks like Milk Toast...
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Do you see how you started your post like you wanted to fight?
Why don't you make that starter pack, or don't you know enough of the people that you're talking about?
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Copy the text of the email. paste it into a text document. Copy that and paste it into word. Anything that's a contraction, spell it out, any thing that could be a contraction, but is not, make it one. Let word fix the other mistakes, then if you want run it through some program like Grammerly.
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You made me snot on myself...
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You said this in all caps
"Y'ALL FUCK WITH CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER RIGHT????"
Your words...right? My response was comedic gold.
Did you chuckle? A small snort? A wry smile with a head shake?
LOL!
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How much harmonica backwash do you get? Is a regular or a chromatic?