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Just had my wife @princesseopossum.bsky.social lick a tear from my face and now I don't know what to do with my erection.

Mushroom and red onion cream cheese halloumi www.patreon.com/posts/mushro...

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE Y'ALL AGAIN

A handful of Vaschete doodles out of context.

possum witch who makes potions that open trash cans and allows for easy escape from dumpsters

Juice Boxes

Why is this raccoon posing for a senior yearbook portrait 📸🌳🦝 #mammals

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I took the Ghazzkul Yarrick fanfic and put it on a doc d.docs.live.net/2a0adc2be682...

Fucking star fox for the super Nintendo I even made my own pilot character that was a fucking renamon copyright character lmao

Damn the new opossum blind boxes sure are popular these days. I hope I pull the opossum with the trucker hat next.

Holy fuck yall I think I'm finally turning things around I hage my GF who I fucking adore and love. I just got manager we started working on the house and the fucking bonuses I'll be getting I just finally feel back and out of my slum for the first time in years.

Kobolds be like:

-now only filled with the hate the world and universe expects him to have. The End

-em in" "good for u ey boss less of an ead ach-" before the nob bozz can finish his statement Ghazz's claws pierce the hull of nobs armor and turned them into a gory stringy mess. As Ghazz walks out telling other orks outside to clean up the mess. Ghazz no longer filled with love or sorrow but-

"Boss!!! It's Ole Bale Eye the spikey gitz theys killed em!!!" Ghazzkul's ears ring as he struggles to fathom the death of his lover the one he was supposed to meet again one day. "Who" Ghazzkul mutters in the quietest tone an ork would be about to. "Theys sayin one of thos spikey boyz Angron did-

Nope not the end jump cut to many many years later. Ghazzkul sits in the captain quarters of his warship reminiscing of days of old, when his lover would sneak off the battlefield and spend hours with Ole Bale eye. Ghazz is interrupted by a frantic banging on his door. "Oi what is it I'm busy"-

-platoon the Ork forces had begun receding back and fleeing the planet. The legendary Commisar raising his claw and giving a victorious yell as his heart broke and felt cold. The End

-both now having a fire of determination lit in their heart both with a new found hope that one day they'll be together. Even Yarrick who knew their love could never be now had hope for a miracle maybe even one from the emperor himself. Yarrick left the hilltop and by the time he got back to his-

-is goodbye for now" Yarrick walks up to the sitting Ghazzkul wraps his arms around him and they lock lips in a forbidden embrace that would make any inquisitor die from a heart attack. Yarrick and Ghazzkul pull back tears running down both their cheeks both dealing with this tremendous loss but-

-the end we'll meet again wen we can be one" Yarrick smiling hiding the fact he knows they can never be that if the imperium got wind of their forbidden love for one another every assassin in the imperium would be sent to eradicate the legendary ork. "I love you Ghazzkul and I always will but this-

"Maybe you're right Ghaz" yarrick double taps Ghaz's arm after embracing him with his own hug and proceeds to stand after Ghaz releases him the warm winds of war feeling cold and alone without The heat of Ghaz's power suit. "So is this us parting then Ghazkull?" "I fink it is Yarrick but not-

-somewhat stunned by his lovers emotional outburst. "But they's can Yarrik, and we need to protect ourselves both of us, I can't give a rioght proper tossin in a unives ware ur not here" Ghazzkull sits up and wraps his arms around Yarrick the gun barrels being folded on top of his power claw arm-

"ITS NOT FAIR!!!" Yarrick bellows out his zone tear turning into a stream as he is now buried his head into Ghaz's chest with such force he's slightly bleeding on his head. "We should be able to be together Ghaz. No corpse God or inquisition should he able to stop up" Ghaz holds for a second still-

Yarrick entwines his power claw with Ghazkulls own. "I'm not scared of the imperium Ghazz but maybe you're right, those fucking facists would put an even bigger target on your head if they knew about us. For the first time ever Ghazz saw a tear drop from the usually stone statured commisar.

(I forgot to make Ghazz talk like an ork and he will be talking as such from this point forward) -all my boyz I cahn keep at bay I'm the prophet of da WAGH after all, but you? Thoes beakie boyz an inquiry fellas theys gon kill you Bale Eye and I can't loose you like I lose grots.-

-we can't keep doing this." Yarrick the man who's faced death before his heart now racing and his soul filling with dread calmly lifts his head and asks "what do you mean Ghazzy?" Ghaz responds "I mean all this we're embracing each other while our people expect us to tear each other apart,-

Yarrick laid upon the hulking mass that was Ghazkull, yarricks feet not going past Ghaz's knee and him having to reach his thinner human arm to hold the collar of the surprisingly warm and comforting mechanical warmachine that the Prophet of the WAGH wore. "Yarrick" Ghaz says "we need to talk-

Fuck it SFW Ghazkull and Yarrick fanfic let's fucking goooo.

"Talk to Mushrooms, Not Cops" Pasteup spotted in Portland, Oregon

Theyre just standing there... menacingly.

I'm dying at work after reading this.

It's cleaning day and I'm feeling good!!!!

This was such a good game last night with my GF and basically my best friend. My GF went out first and it ended with my BF winning him being left with only 3 health it was such a close and good game.

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