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Sure, everyone loves Conan’s Kendrick/Drake joke, but I hope he realizes that he’ll never be asked to host a Degrassi reunion now

Justice for Mercutio

Tomorrow in the Washington Post: Why Drake Should Apologize To Kendrick Lamar For Taking Up So Much Of His Time

The Gruul Girlie to Temur Terrorist pipeline is too real.

Introducing my friend to prerelease sealed draft and I pulled a Promo-Aetherspark. Cannot wait to trade that in for accessories for the case of commander decks i have pre-ordered for Tarkir.

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

A Predator movie where the Predator shows up in Washington DC, but gets all bummed because there are no spines for him take as a trophy.

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Shout-out to the 19 year old in the stall beside me at work for not understanding trans people loudly on call and for the fact that she shouldn't have been dating men in their 30s (hopefully immediately after high-school).

Stocks may rise and fall, utilities and transportation systems may collapse, people are no damn good - but they will always need LAND! It’s the one thing they aren’t making any more of, Superman. RIP Gene Hackman, an amazing actor who showed the real villains are real estate tycoons

Isn't "maha" that thing Amanda Bynes used to say on The Amanda Show?

Want sanity? Here are some tips.

If by some miracle they get me into a re-education camp alive, I really hope it's the same one as @mcbride.house.gov so I can thank her for that once in a lifetime opportunity. 🖕

Hemingway, evergreen

Wise man…

Do this. Say this. 👇🏻

Egg✨Irl Gender Nonspecific Meme Original post Link

I agree with Bill. Time to eat the rich! The 1% have gotten too big for their britches.

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” A classic quote from Malcolm X, who was assassinated 60 years ago today.

I bought two packs of Wacky Races last night, woke up to a new Narset drop.

Exactly this. Iron Fist will probably be expanded, and any Black person who publicly pushes back on this administration and systemic racism, will be put on the Black Identity Extremist (BIE) list they pretend they no longer keep. We will always still be the first target for Bureau harassment.

Mrs. Bridges-Hall is three years younger than my mom! Living history. 🖤✊🏿

It is honestly ludicrous how much New York Shit has now become everyone's problem. The president (convicted felon, corrupt) strong arming mayor (indicted on felony corruption) into carrying out his immigration cruelty via DOJ quid pro quo worse than Watergate. Democratic primary is in months.

Babe wake up. A new hatman just dropped.

You can't let the party of money also be the party of violence.

Keith Haring died of AIDS aged 31 on 16 Feb 1990. One of his last works, Unfinished Painting, was deliberately incomplete, reflecting the devastating, unquantifiable loss to the arts due to AIDS. #LGBTplusHistoryMonth

If I promise to buy a pack of wacky races, will Mark Rosewater finally turn on the faucet for Tarkir spoilers?

Well, he *is* a dick

Elves can be ugly too

I still really love Gritty, I love that when he was unveiled, Philadelphia was like, "What the fuck", the world replied, "Yeah, what the fuck" and then Philadelphia said, "Hey, don't you talk that way about our Gritty"

When social media exposes traditional media’s deceit, it’s time for independent journalists to investigate why the press is backing a president who undermines free press—and is it coordinated?

You're not. This measure is intended as red meat for paedophiles targeting trans kids. There's no other way to put it.

I admit that if this post went viral and one RT equaled one follow, I would be delighted!

Now more than ever.

the first good post i think i've ever seen from a democratic committee account

#resist #poliart Please stand up for political cartoonists around the country as they are starting to be pushed out for their content and/or due to "needed cuts". Art has spoken truth to power throughout history and is one of the first things crushed in regimes.

“Upstanding citizens” they said…. Give me a fucking break. How much shit has to go wrong before we start breaking out the guillotine?