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Woodworking and Metalworking. Learning programming. Irish & Syrian. I slept for 25 hours once. I have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome
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If you can’t pardon your own son, what’s the point in being president?

One of the best things about NBA games is seeing a 6’1 guy playing and thinking “that little freak, that little gremlin”

cats fucking love Cheez It’s dude

Someone give rfk jr. a worm and tell him it’ll fix his voice or some shit, he’ll take it

Hearing about something called Fat Cock Friday Interesting

I didn't realize that the top 7 outside donors were exclusively funding GOP candidates. Just wild.

Can you imagine what history textbooks will say? “Afterwards, the Department of Government Efficiency(D.O.G.E for short, in reference to a popular cryptocurrency at the time) was created, headed by Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy…” So dumb

Guys, you're still trying to replace Twitter. I'm telling you we can't do it. Now what we might be able to do is recreate it. Recreate it in the aggregate.

How is this not a sick joke? thehill.com/homenews/cam...

Because it stands for D.O.G.E and is made to be a joke

Just find a corner of the world and do some good in it, that’s it.

Porn’s starting to show up here which is how you know it’s popping off

omg a video player that actually works, forgot about that

i think bluesky should add bluechecks but it’s completely random who gets them

Ehhh maybe idk yet

Just a reminder that if you walk into this rock in Mystic Ruins in Sonic Adventure and then let go of the stick, Sonic goes full bonkers mode and just spins forever.

They knowingly killed a man who is likely innocent. The political right has devolved from “of course the system would never executed an innocent man” to executing an innocent man just to show they can. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

It feels really bad that Joe Biden can do the worst thing ever and keep helping Israel turn the big dial labeled "Genocide" and the worst thing I can do to him is not vote and actually that's a bridge too far for lots of people

This is what happens when people don’t listen to me.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing

This ex-FBI guy on TV just said “they’re gonna want to find [the shooter] as soon as possible” thanks, dragnet

when everything sucks, everything’s great

Do parents still do a “poison check!” when wanting to take some of their kids food? I hope so

“I don’t know if the destruction of those paintings has already started,” Sgarbi was cited by the newspaper as saying. “I do know that, at least on an artistic level, it wouldn’t be a crime.”

sure babe i can make you breakfast. let me just put on my gauntlets

Today’s inspirational message:

No sorry son, I can’t “fix” your toy. It was made using inferior plastics and sold on aliexpress. Instead come over here and let me teach you about value propositions

Hate this guy but you can’t argue with this banger

I found him! But sadly not in time

morning

all my thoughts are intrusive. i didn’t ask to think about any of this shit

thanks CNN

hmm interesting

Dear PC Gamer magazine, I guarantee the reason for this isn't power hungriness.

for years we have asked ourselves, "does Godzilla bone?" ladies and gentlemen, the science is undeniable:

happy friday you guys

Like a trained dog, I simply replaced the location of X with bluesky in the app folder and voilà I started using it more

we are barreling towards a historically painful thanksgiving conversation across america

Welllllp.