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like there's been no grand conspiracy or people yelling themselves puce in the papers about it, it's all just been a bit pish really
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the latter i think, viewer figures were in the toilet because by and large this series has not been very good
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future of the show extremely up in the air right now
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god, even if i was pro-ai that would get up my nose, fuck off dudes
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i'm surprised to find out people are mad about this, i thought it was just a generally understood thing that this is what scientists are like when they're not wrapped in white labcoats by academic structures/the military etc
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nb: Michael Grade is now a 10 metre tall mindless cgi monster that goes "bleargh" and is instantly obliterated by a badly foreshadowed macguffin
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skeleton #comics part 2. there are a couple more but they are not as good as the first couple installments.
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notably toss, though. like how h.p. lovecraft was notably racist in an era of racism
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shit on top? no. brioche bun? no. wagyu ground beef? no, and also why the fuck would you do that. gold leaf? you have 30 seconds to get off my property
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if i ever get rich enough to the point i can hire a chef their job interview is going to be, in its entirety, "make me the platonic ideal of a cheeseburger and fries"
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burger all fucked up on top like one of those ridiculous stunt bloody marys
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someone who doesn't use "kids watch this also" as an excuse for going "fuck it that'll do" please
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the one hope for small redemption here is if this doctor is played exactly as the joanna lumley doctor in the comic relief bit
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believe it or not, it's even stupider than that
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your GP, pulling a beaked mask down off the shelf and blowing dust off it: heh, didn't think i'd need this again
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everybody: lungbarrow is terrible, it is cursed, it does not belong here, you cannot save it
hubristic welsh voice: i bet i could
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widely agreed that anything touching on lungbarrow is going to be the forever end of the entire series, so that's absolutely going to happen
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peter capaldi doctor we hardly knew ye
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what was your favourite part, mine was when they decided to fit every single bit of technobabble the third doctor ever said during his entire run into three scenes
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man deserves fifteen baftas for being able to actually sell that dialogue
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(and i am still convinced he used chatGPT on last series' finale. would bet my house on it)
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yeah he's kinda writing like a parody of himself, really. honestly this whole series felt vaguely assembled out of previous series
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RTD can write characters but couldn't plot an allotment, moffat writes incredible intricate plots and writes characters with all the depth of a cardboard cutout of joey essex, there is an obvious solution to this problem: for them to both fuck off
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"why the fuck would you waste a character like omega in exactly the same manner you completely wasted sutekh and were roundly spanked without pants for", for example
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yeah, when i got the "but why though"s about doctor who they are almost always meta-whys
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jodie was in it for the express purpose of backfilling doctor/yaz as canon and calling chris chinballs a coward and you know what, absolutely fair enough
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kind of less a shock and more of a "everybody in the courtroom groans at my shit" for me
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over M̅̅ served
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I can't think of a specific example of it right now but also the "wow did you know that x" trivia posts. yes I knew that I knew that three months ago the last time someone posted it too which is where you saw it and here you are acting like you researched it
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a transfer student, and get this,
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lmao I was just thinking earlier that it would be fucking spectacular if someone introduced elon to da joose
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man is fully consulting the machine elves