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Kaiketsu Zubat is the best show ever made

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Cow and Robert Ford (2007)

Cones Hotline is what I had my dealer in my phone as when I was 17

lol @lukeplunkett.com

Simpsons shitposting may be the purest most true form of meme-ing

i had to go up and down this guy's TL twice before i would believe that this was all in unreal engine and i'm still not sure i do and i mean this in the most complimentary manner

I'm actually stunned goeffry videogames let that guy walk on stage, shittalk 2 other game devs and wear a parody maga hat

you were all watching geoff keighley in videogames, i was watching patrick swayze in road house, thus i win

congratulations to the splitgate 2 ceo dipshit for winning the "most unable to read the room" award in perpetuity

shitgate 2

having a partner who works to protect the rights of firefighters is the exact opposite of a scandal, what a perverted morality the Labour Right operate on

30 new songs, 90 new prompts & brand new Terry Wogan lore. Join me and @bjalborough.bsky.social for the fifth annual Morlvision song contest this Saturday at 7pm BST at www.twitch.tv/seanmorl for the most eclectic song contest in human history.

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

ain't nothing in the rulebook says a guntank can't be a pretty princess

Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows

Chuck Schumer, slamming down the receiver on a rotary phone: “WE GOT EM BOYS. Who’s irrelevant now?!” smash cut to this thing stuck in traffic in the belt:

lets see...the new mario kart comes out and all of the sudden we have a big fight brewing in the white house. 🤔 methinks someone didnt like being hit by the dastardly blue shell...

Somewhere a presidential historian is wheezing into a paper bag right now

we are at beefcon 2

I’ve been hanging onto these images for literally years waiting for the the right moment to post them and it’s safe to say that day is finally here

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now