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ps-i-love-you.bsky.social
What if I made TTRPG content haha jk unless?
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Tony stark will be back any day now
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Gotta get this back up
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“I didn’t vote [out of ignorance] but id show you my values in my actions” yes your actions like not voting
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Never mind a man literally just said he doesn’t know anything about BLM, trash men are back on the menu. “I’m staying out of it” thank you for your sacrifice on the altar of reality show idiots 🫡🫡🫡
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For DMs: make sure things happen to your players. If they want something, furrow your brow and say “hm yeah ok” and then make up a stat or skill or something they have to roll
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The worst kind of typo: where you use the exact opposite word
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2-hell
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Remember sour tangerine Altoids? They took them from us.
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listen. We needed it to be more epic to court the Game of Thrones crowd.
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Option 1: “sure I’ll do it” Option 2: “no thanks” Option 3: “no [sarcastic]” Option 4: “sure. By the way did I mention I chose origin option a?”
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And yeah sure I react like that the first 5 times but then they lead to nothing!!
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How I’m supposed to react when I see a special blue dialogue option based on the background I chose at character creation
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If I knew it was so easy to take over the government and prevent Congress from investigating I woulda done it years ago
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karafun should have versions of songs for hosts to play that sound like the normal one but have big fart noises interspersed
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Connecticut out here with a times new Roman looking ass “Constitution State” bro all the states have the constitution
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Love to tell friends and family “ooh yeah, it’s getting close to almost done!”
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Viggo Mortensen really killed those men and they kept it in
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what about using your sunroof to get into (the car)
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Editing, like pillars, can be eternal
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I think the 2024 rules update left a bitter taste in a lot of people’s mouths, I definitely noticed an uptick in other games at the tables. Lancer and Blades in the Dark were my fav to play with in the last year
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My proudest achievement
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Make RPG UIs like traditional paper character sheets, where you have simple boxes that you inevitably fill up with text in a single session and then you have to write in short hand and then the margins and then oh fuck i spilled coffee on it jesus christ and then i think this is a +2 sword i think
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Would love to transition into an brown/orange watch era
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Nice watch face and the strap makes me think of an ice cream sandwich so that’s a plus
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Saw a felt Michael Caine and a real frog instead
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Finally, a third player for my dnd party, and he’s free 364 days of the year
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The only fly in the ointment is you can’t cast zephyr strike and hunters mark on the same turn but otherwise yeah everything seems in scary order!
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Bagel, the former fan of French cat food?
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how... (checks notes on chanter/rogue) harbringer of you
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From the best part of "Control": www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0Qs...
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I'm sure Larian was kept on a leash by Hasbro/Wizards of the Coast, but it's wild to me that the improvements made to actual dnd 5e through the books weren't included in BG3 and they went with the 2014 version of things. Not on everything, but on some of the biggest pain points, like the dragonborn.
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As soon as I hit the part where you have to command armies in that minigame I lost interest. Everything up till that was very engrossing
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This got me thinking of a dnd monster that gives you bonuses on intelligence checks but secretly drains your wisdom score
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You shouldn’t focus on numbers, having the weakest penis will actually make for better storytelling you see
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Tuesday nights with dnd about to be like
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In current OSR games you roll for stats down the line AND roll for class. You can be essentially a man of glass bones and paper skin
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In original dnd yeah haha nowadays DMs will usually let you point buy if your rolled stats suck
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It’s like getting a weird reading order for and entry to comics from an excited and eager fan of x men. It all comes from a good place but maybe forgetting what it’s like without the experience