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Lead Game Designer at Ubisoft Toronto, working on Splinter Cell I post just enough to stay irrelevant.
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PS5 VIDEO GAME TUTORIAL: Great job! Press X to shoot Spiderman with a gun PS1 VIDEO GAME TUTORIAL: Great job! The CIA is waging covert wars across the third world. Sovereignty is a myth. The United States of America is a terrorist organization by any other name, and you are its primary instrument

Someone came out of the yarn room

(AP) — Elon Musk’s cost-cutting team is eliminating jobs at the vehicle safety agency that oversees Tesla and has launched investigations into deadly crashes involving his company’s cars. #OligarchEra 🇺🇸 apnews.com/article/musk...

Mahomes, more like, Ohnoes

Good morning

What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

ah cool, an archive of all CDC data before they tampered with it

Hey if you're a level artist, never let anyone tell you your work needs to be more subtle, because, lol

i can see how you would come to this conclusion if your job didn't require you to ever be correct

You *gotta* read this book

One of the greatest line reads of all time. Tim Curry for Command And Conquer, clearly it was a one and done and he could barely stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the line. Perfection

Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days

🥁 Announcing the Public Domain Image Archive! 🥁 We are v excited to share our new sister-project, the Public Domain Image Archive (PDIA), a curated collection of 10k+ out-of-copyright historical images, all free to explore and reuse: pdimagearchive.org @pdimagearchive

What We Do In The Shadows Stardew Valley

2024 happened unfortunately.

In 2010, anti-copyright activist Aaron Swartz hanged himself after being prosecuted to the full extent of the law for making copyrighted academic publications freely available. Today, academic publishers are insisting those copyrights be lifted to feed the corporate AI slop machine.

I need instagram to learn what POV stands for

"Meshtron generates meshes of detailed, complex 3D objects at unprecedented levels of resolution and fidelity, closely resembling those created by professional artists." no it doesn't

This is probably the major legacy of Gamergate at this point: the creation of a parallel economy of rage-baiting grifters continually trying to spin up “controversy,” generally aided by media outlets who are equally interested in farming attention. It really fucking sucks

in order to best position ourselves for positionality we strive to activate audiences through organic interactive experiences and authentic brand moments that tap into core tentpoles and build runways for brand activations through leveraged influencers and talent to deliver for distribution partners

Really honestly wondering if people who are loudly announcing that "Hollywood is dead" now that Sora can make nightmare slop have ever seen a film.

This seems important for musicians to know, from @bennjordan.bsky.social youtu.be/KXnEvIxYiXQ

Googling Stuff: Then v Now.

sam altman, 17.9 billion dollars ago: AGI will give us super powers. it will solve every problem and we will live forever sam altman, now: i guess it's pretty much just a chatbot. (shrugging) whaddyagonna do

Environmental storytelling in games is getting out of hand. wait a second

game design is stored in the balls

Ain't Right (2022)

wild horses could def drag me away

Me: Balatro is brilliant. A flawless game. Also Me: Fuck you Balatro how the fuck did you not fucking draw any of my Steel Kings you RUINED my PERFECT DECK

never seen anyone disprove malcolm gladwell more thoroughly than elon. he has spent so much more than 10,000 hours posting and he hasn't gotten even a little bit better at it lol

@bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social Has this one come across your desk yet? I feel like it captures this "Fall of the Broman Empire" as someone else tactfully put it

Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Game Designer: The "Cup" is a generic term for small Liquid containing items. The Player can add or remove all Liquid from a Cup when interacting with Objects in the world. The state of the Cup is stored when the Game is Saved.

The best part about a solo side project is you never have to use git blame. you know exactly who the git is to blame

Oh gosh this is such a phenomenal free tool for designers.

they/them werewolves are older than the breakup of the mongol empire lmao

the “b” in “flip” is really just there as an example