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I feel like I’m too tense in the thumb when I start. Maybe I should try starting from away and hit the button with the pad instead of the tip. Advice appreciated, this is really dragging down my quality of life
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She is a menace
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(before anyone says Israel has nukes but doesn’t acknowledge it, please ask yourself how and why we know Israel has nukes despite the fact that they don’t acknowledge it, and consider whether these circumstances also apply to Iran)
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THE WHOLE POINT OF A DOOMSDAY MACHINE IS LOST IF YOU KEEP IT A SECRET
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It’s not the dumbest post I’ve ever seen (indeed, war with Iran would probably not be a walk in the park) but the gap between the intelligence they thought they were projecting vs the intelligence actually revealed… yikes
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I’m really more of a koreaboo with weeb characteristics, but I think I’ll still take them up on it if they’ll have me
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I can’t express how fortunate I feel to have paid parental leave, everybody everybody everybody should get this
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What’s the oxymoron in Christian Moop
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I agree but its superiority seems to come from cutting the clutter that Google intentionally loads into your results, not because it’s actually better at combing through the internet than Google is
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The announcement had me actually laughing so it’s off to a good start
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This is an underrated part of the case against Cuomo. Imagine *that* guy *plus* Mayor of New York Energy
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Having a 36-hour-old baby is the funniest reminder that we are just hairless apes with delusions of grandeur. This is clearly a monkey
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You can’t even search “Big Ten” on this site looking for college football news, turns out there are a lot of fellas on here who are very proud of themselves
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Exactly right
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Humber is actually the random end-of-career addition from that era I remember the most, for some reason
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Erik Bedard and Doug Fister are teammates on the “totally forgot that guy threw 150+ innings for the Astros” squad
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Dana Brown @ my dumb ass:
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I believed until the end
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Then “Overlord” five days later lmao
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Picturing Monty trying to enjoy a puzzle over tea to get away from it all, only to freak the fuck out seeing Omaha after Utah, Gold, Sword, and Juno had all shown up in the preceding weeks
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It’s a loosely threaded sequence of jokes, most of which work, on balance. Bit of a mess. My only real gripe is that the theater air conditioning was a little weak, but that’s not Wes Anderson’s fault
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I was heretofore unaware that there were forums and I will not be looking at them ever in my life
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What part of “no other major-party nominees” do they not understand?
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Couldn’t be me 💅
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“The abusive and corrupt ex-governor who hates my guts? Sure, sign me up”
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Got tix for tomorrow lmk how it is!
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Eleven
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Panera lemonade all over again
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Nine
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Hahaha five now
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I only got one call but my wife has gotten four already, plus eight texts