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Is anyone else really bad at double-clicking the side button for Apple Pay? I feel like I’ve got a 40% success rate on the first try, maybe less

-Iran has never tested a nuke, it would be detectable if they had -Until you have tested a nuke you do not have a nuke -The whole point of having nukes is to advertise that you have nukes so other countries don’t attack you at their whim Shit for brains

You rank him 1 or 2 without hesitation in this field but do keep in mind that if he wins he will become mayor of New York City; psycho embarrassment is assured

Can confirm my child has good vibes and is generally quite pleasant to be around 💕

He is LYING if you try to still enjoy the original they will SHOOT you

You could make a truly ludicrous Death of Stalin prequel out of this

We don’t need an infusion of other political opinions so much as we need an infusion of people who post about something other than politics. For god’s sake just talk about baseball or something

Inspired by her exceptional posts I picked up my first JCO book a while back, and her prose is just so good. Fluid, natural, sharp but not showy. A great writer of words

I feel like I just got shot

it's kind of nuts that the Empire unveiled the Death Star, destroyed Alderaan, and had the Death Star blown up on the same day. Imagine what the memes on Star Twitter were like.

kind of just endlessly sad and grieving that there are so few voices in the public sphere making the basic principled argument that immigration is an affirmative good in every way and the best way for this country to serve humanity is to welcome people who want or need to leave their homes

lololololol the names of all the D-Day beaches (plus other related words) were crossword answers in the Daily Telegraph in the month before the invasion, and it was actually all a coincidence

The Phoenician Scheme has its moments. It’s enjoyable. I have very little to say about it one way or the other

I have so much respect for the New Yorkers out there fighting the good fight against Cuomo and so little respect for the ones who are going to vote him back into office

Silly place for a cat to be

Set my out of office for paternity 👍

🥳 Wandy Rodriguez MENTIONED 🍾

I hate being in a party with so many pathetic losers www.nytimes.com/2025/06/06/n...

Anyone else getting a truly insane number of spam calls this morning?