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puntspeedchunk1988.bsky.social
Artist, author, Emmy award winning set designer, and big fat liar liar whose pants are on fire.
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I'll take a helping of the rich. Well done, though. I heard they're prone to syphilis.
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"Just imagine a beat where you physically can't not pick it up."
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Posts Luigi memes: Random BlueSky user every time: "ERM, uhhh, murder is bad and I don't like it."
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Baseball is church.
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Umm, have you played Gex?
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Okay, but can I tell that you're letting me win or am I going to have to work at it?
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Misspelling or not the educated mind recognizes art when it sees it.
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This is it! The perfect specimen. It's exactly the subject of this post.
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Yeah! Who's going to stand up against those bad bad people who threaten the lives of billionaires. Especially the ones responsible for the death and suffering of thousands through their business practices. Think of the billionaires!
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3 eggs? Do I look like a millionaire to you?
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@infinitescream.bsky.social
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🎶 There he goes, Mr. End of Democracy man... 🎶
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The Pope took his final resting place... for the afternoon in front of the window.
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Bezos has entered the chat: ....stores?
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That quote about punks being predominantly conservative and above all loving America is just...
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The representatives of Spraytanistan are elated.
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What if he discovered new information about the corona of the sun. Peter Parker Solar Probe.
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The message: The majority of the population is dissatisfied with the president, the Democrats, and the Republicans. The NYT headline: Why Dems can't find their footing.
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And, being that he had the finger on the pulse, he correctly identified that nobody wanted to listen to techno.
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"Ok, let's take a shot every time we say diabetes in this spot. Go!" -Jimmy Fallon, probably.
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There is no reality beyond the next quarterly earnings report.
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I wonder if you explained to him that there are far more IP addresses out there than there are internet access points if he would care that it's the same principle. At this point he's either too drugged out of his mind or willfully ignorant.
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Be the Luigi you want to see in the world. - Mario Batali
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There's some balls in this sack... There's some balls in this sack...
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That is all...
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It's not my favorite but it tickles me. Cheech and Chong's LP Big Bambú WITH the 12" square rolling paper.
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If you can't handle me at my lounge pantsiest....
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Ooooh that did not work out in his favor the last time he started throwing that around.
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And I.... I must confess, I still believe... 🎵 Still believe... 🎵
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Oh, and you're saying the great scientists out there working on human centipedes should stop trying to save our environment? You should be ashamed of yourself!
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He's right!
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As a gamer and typo notwithstanding.
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Score one for never preordering a game no matter how much you like the franchise.
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You knew the easter party was going to be lit when your aunt pulled this out on a platter.
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Or, say, have him teach you French from a bathtub.
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Agreed but.....if it hurts them... I'm not saying we need to endorse anything...
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Someone is clearly not from the Midwest.
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It's not pot it's a clove cigarette.
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Where is it? Where are the means of production?
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A BA in political science but writes a run-on sentance like a high schooler.