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Ronald & Shamu - a match made in heaven, immortalized in glass

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

MilleniOs (1999-2000): To ring in Y2K, Cheerios released this special edition, brown sugar-sweetened variant, with "2"-shaped cereal pieces that would spell "2000" when placed next to three "Os". They also encouraged consumers to use the boxes as time capsules for the "once in a lifetime" event

New meme meta: #MarioKartWorld

Play Final Fantasy Tactics. Give Guns to your White Mages.

happy pride to the bisexual 90s taco bell

Perfect 10/10 game. No notes

This is Opie. He was raised by cats. Picked up a few habits he just can't shake. But it turns out loafing is super comfy, actually. 13/10

My moth bag samples are having a social gathering 🦋🦋

OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT

Shoutout to that one time during an Extra Life where Stephen & Mal were playing a calm horse-riding game and Dan felt obliged to bring up some "appropriate" music on his phone...

When I was in 2nd or 3rd grade, I had to write a report — and, more importantly, make a sock puppet — about a historical figure. I chose Josef Stalin, because he was a cool character from a video game I liked (Command & Conquer: Red Alert). My mom made this sweet greatcoat for him and everything

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Happy Pride Month! @protonjon.bsky.social

Hey, soldier. It’s rough out there, but you’re showing you’re tougher. Stand tall with your head held high knowing that you defy those who incorrectly think you’re not worth it. Be who you are unabashedly and know that you’re not alone out there. Take Pride.

This is Henry. He brings his emotional support duck to his hydrotherapy sessions. They get along swimmingly. 13/10

This is Trooper. He was tied to a fence during a Florida hurricane and has since inspired "Trooper's Law," which protects pets during natural disasters. He now has a loving family of his own and a legacy of helping to prevent other dogs from facing the same abuse he experienced. 14/10

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you love to fucking see it

Today, this month, & all year, we’re celebrating the beautiful spectrum of identity & expression with new ways to carry your pride. You can now add one of our many Pride flag decals to your hero’s shirt or jacket, letting them shout their pride with their whole chest. 1/2

This is Bodie. He’s here to celebrate the start of Pride Month. Been working on this pose for weeks. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

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Dreamy purple version 💜 Do we like purples?

New games for the #Nintendo E-Reader! Available July 27th at retrodotcards.com (reposts appreciated!)

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

There exists Mario Kart-exclusive Fire Emblem content. A special set of items can be accessed in the US version of Fire Emblem: The Blazing Blade only through the Mario Kart: Double Dash Bonus Disc.

Did you know someone reverse-engineered the Weather Channel computer system from the 80s/90s and now you can generate your own private weather channel for your location? weatherstar.netbymatt.com

Thanks to this person (I should've grabbed their socials) I now have the best reaction image I could imagine 🔫😺

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This is Duncan. He is a professional barkour athlete. Please do not try this at home. 13/10

This is Cow. She does a very convincing t-rex impersonation. Mainly because she was born with one tiny arm, but also because she's a ruthless apex predator. 12/10 (IG: a_dane_and_her_mutts)

This is Aslan. He is the mystic guardian of this enchanted forest. Will not let you pass unless you answer his tricky riddles or give him 3 pats on the noggin. Your choice. 13/10

This whole thing is amazing but I was not prepared for the reveal that Atrus was wearing a Hard Rock Cafe shirt the entire time

NEW! We’ve got Made Lovingly by Claw and Museum Connoisseur designed by @javjavjavvv.bsky.social both #dailytees available for 24 hours only at www.theyetee.com

Whimsical overalls ✨ Left or right?

In case you need to send this to some dingus the next time they bring up how using AI is fine + good, actually.

Was playing DENSHENDE Go!! and looked over and almost pissed my pants.

Something a little different today ⭐️ Do you guys like neons? Share your thoughts ☁️

Totally not bitter over my video game music hot take defense.

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MAGFest always has great Thrown Controllers contestants, and this one's no exception! Here's the replay of Super MAGfest 2025's panel! youtu.be/X1hRrDk1DKk?...

Don't worry Rosie - for Little Alex Horne, this is medium level awkward at best. #taskmaster