This is Aslan. He is the mystic guardian of this enchanted forest. Will not let you pass unless you answer his tricky riddles or give him 3 pats on the noggin. Your choice. 13/10
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I want to answer his 3 tricky riddles. Q)1 Should U give a dog an Xtra treat if they ask U? Yes Q)2 Do U move when Yr dog is sound asleep on yr bed but U need to pee/start daily tasks? Def NO Q)3 When the ball comes out, can U say Sorry I’m busy I have things to do? def NOT Did I pass Aslan? 🙏🏾🐶
What a handsome, Dude! I give him 3 pats on the noggin, a nice rub on his fluffy rump & a “You’re such a good guardian, Aslan!” I’m not so great a riddles LOL
I will look for him on Instagram. And give him a big kiss on the snoot for me. I miss my sweet girl every day, and she’s been gone two years. Such joy these dogs give us.
3 pats AND ‘bring me a shrubbery!’
and then he’ll pee on it to further mark his ownership of the entire forest.
“This is Aslan. He is the mystic guardian of this enchanted forest. Will not let you pass unless you answer his tricky riddles or give him 3 pats on the noggin. Your choice”
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Asian: What… is your quest?
Asian: What… is the land-speed velocity of an unladen floof cloud?
Blue.
What is your quest?
To seek the grail.
What is the air speed velocity of an unmaiden swallow?
🥰
Fair enough.
TF for subtitles.
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
1) You have treats?
2) Where the treats?
3) Treats.
*launches into a nearby canyon*
How many am I allowed to give that I can stay with him for a while?
Please, please let me in your Forest, Aslan.
Also, are full body hugs ok? 🥺
- A! A! A!
and then he’ll pee on it to further mark his ownership of the entire forest.
“This is Aslan. He is the mystic guardian of this enchanted forest. Will not let you pass unless you answer his tricky riddles or give him 3 pats on the noggin. Your choice”
He does seem as brave and beautiful as a lion 🩵
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My dog sits like that for a bit, but never long enough for a pic lol
Keep the cute coming 🥰
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