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My new space boyfriend has some notes on my latest edit

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I have won Balatro. I never have to accomplish anything ever again.

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Slam the flap

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And only Luigi is being charged with murder

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Among the pleasures of the last two eps of The Studio s1 was being reminded that, before he gave one of the great dramatic performances in TV history, Bryan Cranston was an astonishingly good physical comedian.

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I wanna try to bring some Sal Saperstein energy to my life

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less "who's rogan of the left" and more "how do we get rid of podcasts"

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The cement king of Sioux City who drives a brand new F-350 and has two vacation houses in Florida isn't an elite but a grad student with $200,000 in debt and a nose ring is, that's how this works.

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The Last of Us porch scene making a case for an Emmy in eye lighting

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never beating the everyone-is-38-on-here allegations

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looking up archaic terminology is all "bandyclug: (noun) hangs from the fazbobin" so I go to look THAT up instead and it says "fazbobin: (noun) from which the bandyclug hangs" and then I shoot myself

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The Balatro song is the hold music in purgatory

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I don't really have hope in my toolbox right now, but I do have petty. Petty defiance is doable.

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Fuck Boston

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BREAKING: Visual Effects (VFX) workers for Marvel Studios, Walt Disney Pictures, and movie franchise Avatar have voted overwhelmingly to ratify their first collective bargaining agreements. iatse.net/iatse-vfx-me...

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Murderbot is really entertaining

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people say bluesky isn't doing anything new or interesting but that's not quite true: this site has developed the first new way to get mad at the onion in 30 years

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COOL: All of us normal people making fun of the 425th name change for the Warner Bros. streaming service THE OPPOSITE OF COOL: Warner Bros. using their biggest stars in an ad campaign to poke fun at how ridiculously dumb the executives are by doing this

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All food reviews should be written from a baseline of self-loathing

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1 year ago ~to the day~

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Shout out to area squirrels/birds who planted this sunflower in my yard 🌱🌻

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Guys, guys, Zaslav knew we were all in desperate need of some comedy now that Gemstones is over. This laugh he's giving everyone today is a PUBLIC SERVICE don't you get it

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Learned more about Apartheid by watching Richard Donner movies than I ever did in school (look closely, there are even little “End Apartheid” stickers seen in SCROOGED).

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It’s *that* time of the year to repeat the message that once caused my face to be the centre of a window display of fans in the Chichester branch of Rymans.

submitted 10 days ago • 41 comments

Recommending Balatro to my friends

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Girls can only have 2 dolls but boys can lose 4 F-18s in the Red Sea

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Good morning from these roses I clipped. (I have a hella shady yard so getting any rose blooms at all is a victory.) 🌱

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