never beating the everyone-is-38-on-here allegations - ThreadSky

I'm pretty sure Mike Lindell can sort this right out.

ethanmawyersongparodies.com•21 hours ago

Welcome to your 38s. You are scrolling bluesky once again and your wrist is sore from holding the phone too much. You were born either more or less than 38 years ago, but you are 38 now.

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someguypdx.bsky.social•21 hours ago

At long last, the fountain of middle age

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ethanmawyersongparodies.com•21 hours ago

The 38 special

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solarise.dev•17 hours ago

It is my thirty eighth birthday. I am opening the gifts of socks and a novelty dad mug. I am happy for these gifts. In one hour and twenty nine minutes I will eat too many chocolates and feel slightly sick

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redskiesbynight.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Probably some people are 37 and 39, but not too many

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kintanaomi.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I turn 31 this year.

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maxwander.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Get back to me in 7 months and you’ll be wrong

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vulgarisinsanis.bsky.social•11 hours ago

I’m 39….

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zvxg.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Easy jerry, ill be 37 on june 3

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thatsjustlikeyouropinionman.com•21 hours ago

just checked, I am in fact 38. Send help pls.

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cmcdade.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Just because I fear sneezes like they are a natural disaster designed to destroy my body does not make me 38 years old. I'm 36.

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pocketsizedsatan.bsky.social•21 hours ago

But im only 32 T^T

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finaldad.bsky.social•21 hours ago

For 38 years, I've been trying to dodge these allegations...

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tkovach.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Not for another month, ha, got your ass

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jenelaina.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Pillowsky

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852dude.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Where do i click to Subscribe for alerts?

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stashdragon.bsky.social•10 hours ago

How do you know I'm 38?

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jenny-bug.bsky.social•11 hours ago

False. I'm turning 38 in July. The numbers aren't adding up.

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liviebelll.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Jerry I’m only 24

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tenderalchemist.bsky.social•21 hours ago

you’re an exception

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liviebelll.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I hurt my hip the other day while I was trying to pop my back so maybe I am 38 🤷‍♀️

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subtlefire.bsky.social•19 hours ago

on here, you're 38 even if you're 24

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tenderalchemist.bsky.social•19 hours ago

or you’re 24 even if you’re 38 😇

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coyoteastronaut.bsky.social•9 hours ago

What if I'm still 45? Do I need a software update?

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rodg3rdodg3r.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Agent J: Hold your pillow up towards this... 💥

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carucath.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Wait I'm 28, am I a baby on here?

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moxiest.art•20 hours ago

nah, they all turned 39 end of last month

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bunnisays.bsky.social•9 hours ago

can confirm

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harmonygritz.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I take that accusation as a compliment— haven't been accused of being 38 for a while now

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lharp.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I thought we were all in our 40s.

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captainacab.airbud.website•22 hours ago

that’s preposterous. everyone on here is 36

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broadwithsass.bsky.social•21 hours ago

oh please no...I don't want to be 38 again

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epukane.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I’d kill to be 38 again.

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captainacab.airbud.website•21 hours ago

as long as you’re on bluesky you will always be 36. don’t log off. ever.

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broadwithsass.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Nah, I'm too tired to be 36..don't mind being my age plus I'm so far from trope that I skew all the norms ")

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tylerjameshill.com•21 hours ago

Heresy for heresy's sake

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onedirtywitch.bsky.social•21 hours ago

you're a wizard, Jerry...

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trying-doing.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I’m almost 37

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armadyllo.bsky.social•21 hours ago

It's all fun and games until you have to sleep with your head at the other end of the bed because you're worried that a mattress depression is the reason your back felt fucked up the past week

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pianoonetrick.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Can't relate Jerry, I'm 22

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meridian.dance•20 hours ago

Wowwowww I’m extremely targeted by this one

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somedankinmycup.bsky.social•21 hours ago

This is oddly specific and it hurts me because it’s true.

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adaptable.bsky.social•20 hours ago

No I've been 40 for a few months.

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miarosa7.bsky.social•19 hours ago

I am sorry this happens to you.

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malentine.bsky.social•20 hours ago

now that I've been 39 for less than a month, I embrace this assessment of my youthfulness and verve

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tim.ink•21 hours ago

Thank god we will never turn 40 tho

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yourhcklbryfriend.bsky.social•21 hours ago

This place is as Elder Millennial as a Book It! personal pan pizza

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jessicagerbils.bsky.social•18 hours ago

omg thats me im 38 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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cr0ybot.com•20 hours ago

Definitely not beating the allegations that you're saying we're old.

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ottojschlosser.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Dang, 38 sounds good. Sign me up.

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empressedyn.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I feel like I'm a bit young to be 38.

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shenanigans.bsky.social•21 hours ago

As a 38 year old who is almost 45 this continues to be accurate

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aliteraltree.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Oh shit I just became 38 reading this

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jackshawhan.bsky.social•20 hours ago

… fuck I’m turning 38 tomorrow…

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falschspieler.com•20 hours ago

Yup, healthy, healthy, healthy.

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falschspieler.com•21 hours ago

We are all young and healthy here

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jfabdo.bsky.social•18 hours ago

*squints in 38*

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jeneestan.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Ha! I'm only 36 and a half, Jerry!

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jay2theworld.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Excuse me I am 37! 😂 but uhhh averages ammirite?

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thelaz.bsky.social•19 hours ago

not for another couple months no

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erniebufflo.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I def woke up like "welp, fucked up my neck in my sleep" this morning.

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852dude.bsky.social•22 hours ago

I am not looking forward to tonight Sarah.

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erniebufflo.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Wishing you luck and I hope you have some Tiger Balm.

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mountseleya.bsky.social•20 hours ago

As someone with one week of 39 left I feel this post everywhere.

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robinhood246.bsky.social•12 hours ago

As a 38 year old who needs a new pillow..

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homelessrobot.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Sick and tired of theseallegAAAHHHFUCKMYBACKISTOODUPTOOFAST

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docthedancingcat.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Ok whipper snapper

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ziibiing.com•21 hours ago

well ill be 39 in november

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weidleman.com•21 hours ago

39 in december, here

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usuallyannoyed.bsky.social•12 hours ago

October

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stevemking.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Look at all you young bloods!! Got the world ahead of you

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6to12elbow.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Same

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epi-nymph.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Based in these comments I may be the youngest at 33!

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thetirednurse.bsky.social•20 hours ago

*43 (it’s me)

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6to12elbow.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Twinsies

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tyrotcm.bsky.social•20 hours ago

I'll be 38 in just over a week

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epi-nymph.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Practically elderly

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johnsmillie42.bsky.social•12 hours ago

I'm afraid I can't disprove that

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ohhyaya.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Oh no. Maybe I do belong on meta. But I hate it there and I want zuc to go rhyme with himself.

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bettywont.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Geez Jerry no! This person is reaching out because his head is misshapen and all you can do is drop some statistics? Be careful or them alligators will beat you!

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theurv.com•18 hours ago

This feels oddly specific to me 🫠🫣

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amfmzrn.bsky.social•18 hours ago

not even 30 (well, until thursday)

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lasassypants.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I had *so* many fucks to give at 38...

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jay2theworld.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Oh no really? I already lost mine 🤦‍♂️😭 will I find them again or is this it? Fuckless?

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infinitefinite.bsky.social•21 hours ago

that's not true, some of us are 36 or 37

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jr0x88.bsky.social•21 hours ago

too close to home...

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usuallyannoyed.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Who stole my aleve?! You know I need it

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jcsalterego.bsky.social•12 hours ago

backup stash is in the drawer under the cpap

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usuallyannoyed.bsky.social•11 hours ago

My backups need backups

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apnudd.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Look.

I was 37 when I signed up

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stlouisishome.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Does 40 make me an elder?

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jasonjdelaney.bsky.social•21 hours ago

You're children

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ceoln.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Mere babies???

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thorbenson.bsky.social•18 hours ago

35 here 👼

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andylevy.net•16 hours ago

im 38

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bjgunts.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Sigh me too.

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corncobbler.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Were you before or after the world series?

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dustin.nz•16 hours ago

53. What the hell is a memory foam pillow?

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theblobert.bsky.social•16 hours ago

100

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jbckwthjr.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Jayseph is a spry 33 👶🏻

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sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Jesus, Jerry. Don’t you remember how annoying it is to be on a social media site with tons of kids? It’s worse than TEN Jerrys!

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heelcactusrack.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Lies. I’m 37. Until next month.

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justoneoftheboies.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Fuck you I'm... 39.

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ohfizzle.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Can confirm. I am 38.

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robdor1.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I think you're supposed to put your head into some hot water for like 5 minutes then you put your head straight onto the pillow so it takes the right form.

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srichardson3d.bsky.social•20 hours ago

It's true, I've been 38 for 4 years now 😏

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rincewind.run•21 hours ago

jerry no

(I’m turning 40 tomorrow)

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kimineko.bsky.social•17 hours ago

Happy another revolution around the sun!

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dbeatcatdad.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Happy premature birthday

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jcsalterego.bsky.social•21 hours ago

you'll always be forever 38 on here. it's like that black mirror episode

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rexferal.bsky.social•16 hours ago

this upsets me, considering my somewhat recent birthday.

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iamschrodinger.bsky.social•13 hours ago

God I wish

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deadbarchetta.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Happy almost birthday!

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catfishsushi.bsky.social•6 hours ago

‘85ers unite

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catfishsushi.bsky.social•6 hours ago

(I see it’s now tomorrow; happy birthday!)

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justbulky.com•3 hours ago

Happy birthday until it isn't. Jerry no.

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ham1299.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Happy birthday!

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joekatz45.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Heyyyyy happy birthday!

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jackshawhan.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Hey! Birthday buddy. Happy Birthday.

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scribblegurl.bsky.social•18 hours ago

Happy Birthday, Micah. Welcome to middle age. 😂😅😭

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damianaswan.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Happy birthday! May your life be filled with good boots.

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anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Happy impending birthday!

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iamschrodinger.bsky.social•13 hours ago

It is tomorrow now where I live, so happy birthday. Welcome to 40.

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sykosonik.online•21 hours ago

One of us! One of us! One of us!*

*Starting tomorrow. Happy early birthday! 🎈

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boterfleoge.bsky.social•21 hours ago

I'll be 35 on Friday! Happy birthday week!

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drwambsgans.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Happy birthday!

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yellowapple.us•17 hours ago

It's tomorrow somewhere, so happy birthday!

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jkelber.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Happy almost birthday!

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chrismo.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Happy Birthday 🎈🎈🎈

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threnody.bsky.social•19 hours ago

happy birthday, micah!!

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oakelm.bsky.social•19 hours ago

Happy birthday.
https://www.tiktok.com/@run.with.steve/video/7465786359463021856

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metroxixarts.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Wait, does the mean I auto-aged 8 years!?!

Knew I felt crankier than normal.

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doctorrubato.bsky.social•9 hours ago

There's a reason 38 is considered special. But even those of us who have hit 38 dozens of times still have something to celebrate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ouebpm5UTa8

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tyrotcm.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Hey, I'm only 37! (for just over a week)

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