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Every writer for the Atlantic looks like this

Talk all the shit you want about Jacksonville FL, they’re the only city of these shows where someone didn’t think I was in soul glo

I'm sure very few people know about this. Inmates in 43 states are charged a per diem cost for "room and board" ranging between $40 to hundreds of dollars. In some states you owe for every day of your original sentence EVEN IF YOU GET OUT EARLY. www.welcometohellworld.com/there-is-no-...

I unironically love that this is a genre now. Give me that Pope intrigue. Give me the Pope drama. I want a bishop in a Jason Bourne command center going “activate Project Chalcedon”

let the astroid hit earth and start from scratch. the human race is cooked

jesus:

Yes I would say this is a bad idea

the current trump administration has done dozens to hundreds of evil acts so far but the worst by far is rewarding those we all dunk on online with government positions. they can’t win like this

Trump's appeal is very similar to that of a stand-up comedian. he violates social norms and always says the shit his voters are thinking. their fanatic loyalty comes from the fact that he created space for them to be more honest without fear of consequence. they will love him forever over that.

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marvel studios continue to slowly decline -> increasing american hostility and isolationism leads to drop in film production intended for global markets -> rebirth of the mid-budget hollywood comedy

coiling yourself in knots to act like you don't recognize a sieg heil gesture because you're worried about the blowback from the "terrorist fist-bump" people is some worm hall of fame shit

BANK TELLER: to open an account I'll need a first name ME: Robin BANK TELLER: and a last? ME: Dabanc BANK TELLER: so you're Robin Dabanc Me: *slowly reveals gun*

I think most people who are sounding the alarm about democracy assume people understand why it's good and important but I kinda doubt it. And if we follow Russia's example most people may not even notice it gradually disappearing

It’s actually not common and if you can’t research and write your own copy without relying on generative software gtfo of the industry

Brutality-Desensitization Process Nearly Complete theonion.com/brutali...

omg he did a provocative gesture that brings to mind the similar extended arm movements that were recently controversially done by another man who was also doing some kind of politically fraught incendiary gestures which involved some sort of extension of the limbs as is possible when one extends th

It’s getting closer!

remember a while ago where people were saying that elon or trump was gonna say the n word and none of them called that elon was just straight up going to salute hitler on stage on national tv and it wouldnt even matter

when a guy declares himself king he's calling you his property

Among those Trump and Musk fired at the FAA: - Lawyers who help keep drunk or reckless pilots out of the skies - Air traffic control support staff - Employees who track potential new flying hazards like cranes - Staffers who medically clear pilots to fly www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Our fascists are scaring off other fascists.

Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.

okay, it’s time for me to finally weigh in: it’s probably a bad sign that guys are just doing sieg heils in public again

Blind Alley No. 349

Playing hoi but spending every scrap of mana to repeatedly coup Vatican City over and over to see what kind of mutant popes the paradox rng can cook up

Finally: Woman Can Have Hobbies is binding precedent

*gun in my mouth* I’ve been good. How have you been

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

I like my men like I like my women. : sexually. I am bisexual .

Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

Another day filled with rage and disappointment as garbage men continue to make everything worse, dangerous, untenable, unjust, fearful, hateful, and willfully stupid.

Eggs are expensive because of pandemic, frozen chicken thighs are cheap because of pandemic. This is known as “the home chef’s gambit”

feel like the time is right for an Osama bin Laden biopic done in the style of Walk The Line.

Years ago, after the Cambridge Analytica scandal, I interviewed a former fb employee, and I remember her continually emphasizing that these tech bros weren't evil geniuses, but were, in fact, dangerous because they were utterly clueless, totally reckless, and had too much power.

I've said before that the core storyline of film noir is "an amoral person meets an immoral person and must, reluctantly, make a moral choice." Europe got ravaged by two wars. People wondered if classical morality meant anything in a modern era. Noir said, "Yes, it does."

*How Ireland Becomes A Nuclear Superpower* Liam: Right, we’ve got the rocket. Now all we need is some enriched uranium. Conor: ENRICHED uranium? *sucks through his teeth* Hang on, I might have something in the shed. *5 mins later* C: Will this do? L: The very thing, Conor. Good man yourself.

George: are you reading the news lately? planes are falling out of the sky Jerry: falling out of the sky? George: RIGHT OUTTA THE SKY! Jerry: but I'm supposed to fly to Florida to visit my parents! [Kramer bursts in] Kramer: hey Jerry, got any eggs?

Apple's AI, which I did not ask for, has summarised my husband's text about going to the barber, then getting a cup of coffee before going to run training session as follows.

THIS IS HUGE! For the FIRST time in history, scientists at Sanaria and Seattle Children's Research Institute's Center for Global Infectious Disease Research (CGIDR) have developed a GROUNDBREAKING malaria vaccine (PfSPZ-LARC2) designed to provide >90% protection with just ONE dose. 🧪🧵⬇️

the only major politician standing up for average New Yorkers against crime? You guessed it folks, it’s Crime Mayor

CW: unimaginable horror related to suicide and deportation Truly unbearable: an 11 year old took her life after being bullied by classmates threatening to call ICE on her family. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

I understand why these stories exist but it’s important to be clear that he’s not “saving” 16 billion, he’s choosing, personally, without oversight, to wipe out 16 billion dollars of government services to veterans and the disabled and food safety etc etc

day 103 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't