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I think I understand social media now. You go to: - Twitter to be attacked - Bluesky to be judged - YouTube to be radicalized - TikTok to be distracted - Instagram to get depressed - Threads to get ignored

If Trump stays at Buckingham Palace with King Charles, Camilla, Melania, Elon Musk, Keir Starmer, Gordon Ramsey and J.K. Rowling, the Brits have the opportunity to pull off the most Agatha Christie-est murder of all time.

Ontario — the Wayne Gretzky of provinces.

Some sound advice:

People that think their bag gets a seat on the train 🔪🔪🔪

It’s a balmy 12 degrees today. Spring is that you?

Always feel like a celebrity at rugby 7s when strangers are taking photos of you 🤣

This is the only time I drink apple juice tbh

Literacy is activism. Reading is a political act. Books are tools for liberation.

Memories of Edinburgh - staying at a fancy hotel drinking espresso in the morning.

When your hotel is so close to the stadium you can see and hear it from your window…

Every few years people re-discover that a lot of romance novels are smut and get really shocked that a lot of women like pornagraphy. Like yes. Some adult humans like erotica. The horror of it all.

When you get a seat on your last train 😃 also fuck this noise. Why is it so busy?

Is there an SNL designated survivor locked safely in a midtown hotel?

Office cat reporting for duty

Omg my twin got on the elevator today. Same glasses, blonde hair in a messy bun, long black wool coat and backpack. Only thing she was missing was the blundstones!

Jane Eyre, Anne of Green Gables, Tale of Two Cities, What Katy Did (even though it gave me a major complex bc the protagonist is a saint), Little Women, the Little Princess, the Secret Garden. Do e Agatha Christie and Daphne du Maurier count?

Where is the great, rousing, rise-up-and-fight, never-back-down patriotic song we’ve all been waiting for from Nickelback?

Quite obvious:

There’s another adult birthday party at the brewery but this time they have name tags. Who would do that to their friends?

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats”

I love our friends in Scotland.

A positive way to start the day: Every morning, when you wake up, make it your first thought to remember that tea and biscuits exist. #blessedandgrateful

The indignation of being prompted for two-factor authentication twice a day when you work from home and no one else can access your work laptop.

At least the mountains look nice today

Already starting to regret my decisions on transiting to work this morning …

Taking the skytrain to the Surrey office today. Isn’t this a treat? 🥴

Gotta love the Canadian influencers pretending to give a fuck about politics when all they do is shill Amazon and others…

Damn Rewind is renovating their patio. I sadly won’t be able to recreate the Great Tumble of Christmas 2023.

My anxiety is thru the roof, I hope 9 cups of coffee & 14 hours on social media helps

I wish Google let you respond to other reviews especially when they’re being asshats.

Good Morning! Buenos Dias!

And biting my ankles 😩

Never being 100% sure if you’re saying “February” right.

And so it starts… Snowmageddon 2025

I have 3 books on my nightstand that are partially read but want to buy something new. For some reason this makes me feel guilty 🥹