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trying to imagine the reaction to two planes falling off an aircraft carrier with kamala harris as president

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Just found this gem

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That A MAN would ever make me listen to the weekend 💀

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submitted 4 hours ago • 10 comments

What's your plan for finals? "I hope everyone struggles and we get a curve" 💀

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Is it just me or has this feature turned itself on for everyone?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Am I planning another dc summer trip? Yes. Is it for a guy. Potentially.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Penn Station is a disgrace. There's no worse place on earth. I hate this dump passionately...

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The amount of gay people at any given chick-fil-a needs to be studied...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

📝 get a black suburban when moving to dc

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

There's people pregaming at the olive garden bar, that's wild 💀

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

On Grindr in D.C. for a day. Only german speaking americans message me??? 😭

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Rest in peace 🕊️

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I don't speak german but I can if you like.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Q: "How do you respond to Governor Newsom?" Sen. Van Hollen: "I think Americans are tired of elected officials or politicians who are all finger to the wind...Anybody who can't stand up for the Constitution and the right of due process doesn't deserve to lead."

submitted 16 days ago • 1238 comments

Tbh this is what Happens When yall refuse to understand white supremacy and refuse to critique white women

submitted 17 days ago • 7 comments

ich mĂśchte, dass alle, die immer noch Geld fĂźr Harry Potter BĂźcher, Games, Merchandise usw ausgeben und die neue Serie hypen, das wissen. Niemand von uns aus der queeren Community ist Ăźberrascht. FĂźr sowas nutzt JKR das Geld, dass IHR ihr zuschaufelt. Just saying.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

Man weiß bei Jesus ja eigentlich auch nicht ob er wegen Kreuz gestorben ist oder mit Kreuz

submitted 19 days ago • 16 comments

habt ihr schon eingekauft weil morgen werden supermärkte abgeschafft in deutschland

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

Jeopardy! is great, but my real passion… Seattle-area local transit.

submitted 23 days ago • 35 comments

I love Sony so much. The fact that I now need 3 apps to control audio devices: - sound center (the og app) - music connect (headphones) - bravia connect (new tv / some audio products) Oh and all of these apps do basically the same 😍

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

I-

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

"deine Wohnung riecht, als hätte gerade jemand ein Krankenhaus desinfiziert" The most beautiful thing anyone has ever said to me 🥺

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Hey MAGA I’m confused, so today does the market matter or no? Because yesterday it was a sure sign of trumps genius, but i haven’t heard todays verdict?

submitted 26 days ago • 323 comments

Really weird how government officials—in this instance, the attorney general!—keep publicly announcing arrests before they happen.

submitted 26 days ago • 42 comments

Ein bisschen Frieden, ein bisschen Sonne...

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

Best time to delete this is now.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

@anneapplebaum.bsky.social: “This is what arbitrary, absolute power looks like. And this is why the men who wrote the Constitution never wanted anyone to have it.”

submitted 26 days ago • 51 comments

EIL +++ Trump führt Zölle doch wieder ein! +++ EIL +++ Trump setzt Zölle doch vorerst aus +++ EIL +++ Trump führt Zölle doch wieder ein! +++ EIL +++ Trump setzt Zölle vorerst.. nee, halt sie bleiben... nein, sie…

submitted 26 days ago • 16 comments

Ich halte es für komplett verantwortungslos angesichts der leider sehr realen Gefahr einer möglichen zukünftigen AfD-Regierungsbeteiligung Maßnahmen wie die Vorratsdatenspeicherung auch nur in Erwägung zu ziehen. Ihr liefert damit ohne Not einen schlüsselfertigen Überwachungsstaat frei Haus.

submitted 26 days ago • 69 comments

do we gotta hand it to him this once

submitted 27 days ago • 21 comments

Why would any country trust Washington when the rules change with every presidential mood swing? California is a stable, reliable partner for international trade and investment — and the Golden State will always be open for business.

submitted 27 days ago • 51 comments

Laut #Koalitionsvertrag muss man fßr eine Erlaubnis, ein 3. Kind zu bekommen, demnächst nachweisen, dass man einen VW-Bus oder einen Van von Mercedes-Benz besitzt bzw. anschaffen kann und auch will.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Laut #Koalitionsvertrag darf man nur noch maximal einen ausländischen Film im Monat schauen, und den auch nur in deutscher Synchro.

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments