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‘Pete Hegseth? I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit.’

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I'm 7 more hours from finishing a fairly exhausting audiobook trilogy. I figured out the upcoming big final twist a couple days ago, and confirmed it today by googling. I can finally put this down and start something more fun.

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They're called "kidney stones" because they feel like a kid kneed you in the stones

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

ME: Hi, I'm Randy. DOMAIN SQUATTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Hi, Randy! ME: I've been squatting on the domain name "sketchhost.com" for almost 20 years. I don't know wh-- SOMEBODY WHO HAS IT WORSE THAN ME: How much you want for it?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

We’re sending gay Venezuelan barbers to concentration camps right the fuck now, Chuck

submitted 5 days ago • 65 comments

Vinyl records have phonographic memory HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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Do Gen-Xers remember how dumb the original Megatron toy looked in robot form? It's been four decades and I haven't forgotten.

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Looking at random animations I knocked out years ago when I would lie in bed waiting to fall asleep. This is one makes me laugh.

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I restarted my phone during my walk so it didn't track steps so now I'm fat

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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

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Reports of travelers being questioned, detained or refused entry at U.S. ports of entry have emerged in recently as the Trump administration continues to tout a crackdown on illegal immigration. Here’s what to know about your rights at the U.S. border.

submitted 7 days ago • 44 comments

You might think you see a cluster of fresh daffodils springing from the earth but it’s just me underground wearing a fancy hat.

submitted 7 days ago • 9 comments

Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer. Hard mode: no villains

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

One of the harder parts of being divorced is not having anyone to hear your hilarious remarks after you fart. Ohhhhhhh the divorce just made sense

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

ME: Oh gross, you expect me to eat this green food because it's St. Patrick's Day? WIFE: It's a salad

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

St Patrick's Day celebrates the day he banished all the colorblind people into the sea with vicious pinches. We haven't forgotten.

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If you have a tattoo, and then you get horribly burned on the same spot, that's gotta hurt

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Take a moment today to read about a few of the young children whom Trump and Musk killed by shutting down USAID. The blame for these deaths falls on them. There will be hundreds of thousands more dead kids before their lethal crusade against foreign aid ends. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

submitted 13 days ago • 237 comments

In one hour today, I went from clip art to 3D-printed product. I made a mermaid cupcake topper. She's holding a little sign that lets you insert a piece of paper. The first print was too small, and I forgot the all-important post for inserting into a cupcake. But one hour!

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Good idea, drug commercial — I think I 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 tell my doctor if I have a parasitic infection!

submitted 13 days ago • 29 comments

"Ignorance is bliss." Such a beautiful phrase. Short and sweet, and tells us that joy, peace, and happiness can be found in ignorance, whatever that is.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Using AI for complex computer tasks is a bit like copying answers from the dumbest kid in class after he tried copying them from the honors student, but couldn't quite read the handwriting.

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