Good idea, drug commercial — I think I 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 tell my doctor if I have a parasitic infection! - ThreadSky

im-all-id.me • 16 days ago

Good idea, drug commercial — I think I 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 tell my doctor if I have a parasitic infection!

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rifka.bsky.social•13 days ago

absolutely fucking not. ACAB includes infectious disease prevention

torshi.bsky.social•15 days ago

I will NOT

dildo-baggins.bsky.social•14 days ago

“Say, doc, not to brag but…”

himynameisrob.bsky.social•15 days ago

ASK YOUR DOCTOR

bullgooseparty.bsky.social•15 days ago

“But enough about my ex, doc!”

stevekoehler22.bsky.social•16 days ago

😱

craigdodge.bsky.social•15 days ago

It’s crazy enough it just might work!

whopado.bsky.social•16 days ago

Good to have so many commercials telling us about mysterious diseases that we might have that they alone can cure.

amutepiggy.bsky.social•16 days ago

damn what would i do without tv

robcruickshank.bsky.social•16 days ago

We had a series of ads in the subway here that told people to go to the doctor if they were peeing blood. Would not have occurred to me to do that!

haredurer.bsky.social•14 days ago

[baby spiders falling out of my ears] yes, when is your next opening for a visit thanks

therealmelissa.bsky.social•15 days ago

omg this one gets me every time - like what is happening in your life that you know you have a parasitic infection but your doctor doesn’t

noncompliant.bsky.social•15 days ago

A lot of folks have no doctor, so they have to tell the internet instead.

im-all-id.me•15 days ago

😂

gubbwerks.bsky.social•15 days ago

The parasite said not to tell anyone!

discountstorytime.com•14 days ago

I’m interested in homeopathic options for the xenomorph in my chest.

theveryserious.bsky.social•16 days ago

You're falling right into their trap. They want you to tell them so they can take them for themselves.

mrtrobot.bsky.social•16 days ago

But is it ok to take if you are allergic to it?

trollbot.bsky.social•15 days ago

fuck I knew I was forgetting something

fatguytd3.bsky.social•15 days ago

Well just don't kernixaquil if you're allergic to it I know the media makes allergic reactions look glamorous

itsforge.bsky.social•16 days ago

And tuberculosis, don't forget to tell your doctor you have tuberculosis.

im-all-id.me•16 days ago

Another great idea!

itsforge.bsky.social•16 days ago

And it's only if you have moderate to severe.

geohead.bsky.social•15 days ago

(Pointing at the White House) It's in there.

napveg.bsky.social•14 days ago

u know, i wasn't gonna tell him, but thank u commercial, u've convinced me!

sluggishcheetah.bsky.social•15 days ago

What if the parasite is your insurance company? Do you think treatment would be approved?

axelfish.bsky.social•15 days ago

But then what will my doctor have left to tell me?

shankspeare.bsky.social•15 days ago

Brain worms!!

s-words426.bsky.social•16 days ago

Nah, I don't want him judging me.

mathworkswonders.bsky.social•16 days ago

I'm always afraid I'll be judged.

"Do you drink alcohol?"
"Every so often - mostly socially."
"Any recreational drug use?"
"Nope."
"Ok, so how can I help you today?"
"So a friend of mine has this burning sensation..."

writingdcm.bsky.social•15 days ago

Secrets secrets are super fun, especially if they’re parasitic!

hadenreynolds.bsky.social•15 days ago

But don’t tell the parasite

darkfloors.bsky.social•15 days ago

I love that Skyrisi commercial! I want some!

But my doctor tells me I absolutely, positively DON'T have psoriasis. C'mon, just give me the drug. NO FAIR!!! 😭

anson343.bsky.social•15 days ago

I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV, we love it when patients tell us they have illnesses they saw on TV commercials!

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