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Just some schmuck from Western Oregon here to cause trouble. POOP!
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Books I bought over the last 7 months. Amateur numbers, I know.

There are currently more kids in Texas with measles than there are transgender collegiate athletes in all of America. Guess which one they want you to focus on.

Currently my Twitter Feed is a mix of the New Pope, and smut.

Truth!

Dog is loose, police are after him, I'm at work.

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60 Minutes“could not find criminal records” for 75% of the 238 men the Trump admin sent to a Salvadoran prison. Of the 22% that had records, the “vast majority are for non-violent offenses.” Trump admin still insists they’re “terrorists.” www.cbsnews.com/news/what-re...

Only in Death, does Work end.

Do I have to put on pants?

Indeed Men of America - we need tone doing MUCH better

When they go low, you use your knee or an elbow drop.

Why does Trump Hate Canada? A) He's just an idiot. B) Putin told him to hate it. C) He got jilted on some deal and wants revenge.

I just realized that the Sony PSP turns 20 years old this month. ...My back hurts.

No, Democrats, these little auction signs aren't it. You're acting like Wes Anderson characters who don't understand that they're in a Tarantino movie.

open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... Scary

Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction

Let this sink in.

Tonight’s SOTU preview

A New Gilded Age, and the Democrats just fucking rolled over.

Former 🇺🇸 ambassador to Russia 👇🏽