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The U.S. Postal Service (USPS) was established by Benjamin Franklin in 1775 when the Second Continental Congress appointed him as the first Postmaster General.

sad to learn that it's kinda hard to OD on ketamine?

When he declares himself king, he is insulting you—and the nation. You have rights. The government is YOURS. And our loyalty is to the Constitution—the profound and fundamental essence of our nation. Not him. True patriots don’t bow down to kings.

Trump wants to kill your pets! (Finally something that actually will upset white people enough to take to the streets.)

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

My illegal Pinkerton is driving me to my illegal hotel while the hallucination machine in my phone summarizes the emails my coworkers wrote using their hallucination machines. My burrito travels separately in its own limo. This is innovation and normal.

This country is a fucking joke.

I honestly don’t give a shit if it’s Duffy or Buttigieg to blame for planes falling out of the sky, I would just like to feel safe flying again.

Awww man Adam Sandler made me cry. That’s gotta be a recession indicator.

I think it’s funny that movies with fathers who are overly involved in their children’s lives always feature a dead wife/mom. No other possible explanation for an attentive father, I guess!

Hate to be all this is not what our founding fathers wanted but omg this absolutely NOT WHAT OUR FOUNDERS WANTED. Please read up on England under the Stuarts.

The US is going out so sad, man.

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

Do you ever think Trump looks at Elon and just wishes he could put a little bronzer on him?

I’m… explaining rap beef to my 75 yr-old mother?

Let Apple do all the half time shows

"I promise, America will soon be the Cybertruck of countries—uglier than you could have imagined, built for rich chuds, borderline inoperable, and on fire."

I can't stress enough how demoralizing it is that Strongly Worded Letter seems to be the only recourse we have to keep democracy around.

I need Somebody Somewhere on DVD right neow

Boy, I hope Democrats find this Congress guy soon

Janelle Monae Michael Jackson tribute?!?

Amongst *many* other messages the Dems need to work on, they should repeat that this admin DOES NOT KEEP ITS WORD over and over. Especially, this president. He is a convicted LIAR.

I think most people have memory holed just how bad Trump was as a leader in times of crisis. He cannot provide comfort. He is emotionally incapable.

feels like we glossed over Caroline Kennedy mentioning RFK Jr put animals in blenders. What theeeee fuuuuuuck, man.

I feel like there might be a better way to run a country than doing three unconstitutional things every morning and getting sued because they’re unconstitutional every afternoon.

The one time we're early

That insane existential dread that accompanies the realization that you have to call a federal government office line.

this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer

An immigrant is taking your job Donald! Hello?!

Shout out to everyone in line at the dispensary picking up cousin walkers, and serenity-now edibles

Moving is really just lighting various little piles of money on fire.