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Bro can you not look like this rn : 🤪

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I’ve never looked at how much time was left in a movie and thought, oh good, lots

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

Sour creamed in onion? What’s his fucking problem?

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To dog or not to dog, dog?

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Guy who likes parabens: “What do you mean there’s no parabens in this?”

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

Saying ‘atm rn’ a lot atm rn

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Starting an ice cream company called Samoorai

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Learning that women are not be shopping atm rn

submitted 16 hours ago • 3 comments

The Palooza of Lala

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

I love the people who suck on here. Amazing commitment to the bit

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Listening to you about your fantasy team

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

Something I’ve learned through years of experience is if someone compliments your fit or your tie or whatever, what they’re interested in is a lengthy monologue about how you came to put it together/acquired the items/your sense about style and life, broadly

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You been down Trader Joe, is it? Scenes, mate. Right scenes

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Guy who’s going “what was that? ‘Girth Day’, you said?” Today

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

type shit type shit

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Yale is how people say “y’all” in the Atlantic Northeast

submitted 368 days ago • 0 comments

“Your Grace?” Bitch, who?

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Doctor prescribed me 50mg of cuttin up with the fellas

submitted 1 day ago • 9 comments

The Homie what Smelt of Cheese

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Every day is Earth Day imo

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Asking my wife if we can install a grotto

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Bro can you not look like this rn : 🤪

I’ve never looked at how much time was left in a movie and thought, oh good, lots

Sour creamed in onion? What’s his fucking problem?

To dog or not to dog, dog?

Guy who likes parabens: “What do you mean there’s no parabens in this?”

Saying ‘atm rn’ a lot atm rn

Starting an ice cream company called Samoorai

Learning that women are not be shopping atm rn

The Palooza of Lala

I love the people who suck on here. Amazing commitment to the bit

Listening to you about your fantasy team

Something I’ve learned through years of experience is if someone compliments your fit or your tie or whatever, what they’re interested in is a lengthy monologue about how you came to put it together/acquired the items/your sense about style and life, broadly

You been down Trader Joe, is it? Scenes, mate. Right scenes

Guy who’s going “what was that? ‘Girth Day’, you said?” Today

type shit type shit

Yale is how people say “y’all” in the Atlantic Northeast

“Your Grace?” Bitch, who?

Doctor prescribed me 50mg of cuttin up with the fellas

The Homie what Smelt of Cheese

Every day is Earth Day imo

Asking my wife if we can install a grotto

In complete denial that my trail runners have betrayed me (minor plantar pain rn)

Tuesday? Heh. Buddy, if you say so

The Ass is the Ass of the Ass

OVI BABY

OVI

The Washington Capitals, who are trying to kill me,