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putting these on and just posting memes until I feel something again

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Being good looking & charismatic while get you far everywhere. Except for ugly people island

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Dick Tate

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Making the oral hygienist write “homie mad good at flossing fr fr” on my chart

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Oh there aren’t any Peruvians in the paddington movie oh it’s so bad that happened. No. Peruvians aren’t corny fucking losers, it’s good they’re not in it

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They should kidnap and murder paddington bear

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She’s a smokeshow but her laugh sounds exactly like the dialup internet sound effect

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Shooting myself out of a cannon into bed

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Weighing all my groceries in Lumens

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If it ain’t fixed don’t broke it

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Kentucky Nightmare Talk Show Liquor Corporation is moving their HQ out of Kentucky to Texas, citing friendlier exploding shark regulations.

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I forgot that I made this and I also forgot why I made it.

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hair on the head is just pubes of the brain

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Hans Zimmer. It’s like, we get it. You love movies.

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Getting someone to watch Lawrence of Arabia by telling them it’s a marvel movie

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INVENTOR OF THE JELLO CUBE: I feel like more food should come in cube form. It's such a cool shape. INVENTOR OF THE SUGAR CUBE: Totally. We're pretty creative, I bet we could come up with some good ones right now. Anyone have a good idea for one? GOOBO, INVENTOR OF THE BARNACLE CUBE: Yes.

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They stopped doing “This is us”. They found all the uses. They caught them all.

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Coldplay’s most poignant song about urine, Yellow (2000), is

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That there’s the slurve stair

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hooked up to science tubes and training like ivan drago to post a mediocre pun that gets six likes

submitted 552 days ago • 3 comments

Manning Krull's posts are typed in front of a live studio audience.

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I gotta be honest with you all the computer stuff and the internet, it just sucks fuckint shit now man

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Actors aren’t real. Like that’s the whole point, I don’t know why people think they exist

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Lagavillain

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moving the google street view slider from year-to-year on my house and i’m standing in the same window every time staring directly at the camera

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psydeco: psychedelic zydeco

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Bouncing On The Dock Of The Bay

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They should let the car from the dunk contest have a turn in the all-star game

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wish i knew how to play poker so i could say stuff like "read 'em and weep, fellas"

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Wife: “the cayenne plant died. Too bad.” Me: “ah, yeah uh. That sucks I can’t cayenn- I cayenne believe…uh” Her, on to other things: Me, a few seconds later from another room: “It’s reached the Cayenn-end!” [silence] Me, louder: “I said,

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