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Pissing on my gym bag to mark my territory

submitted 13 hours ago • 3 comments

Carrying packs of hotdogs in a pair of bandoliers slung across my chest. Pounding some straight from the package as I go

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

It's Friday, so before EOB today to avoid disciplinary action please make sure you update goals progress in GotErDone!, submit responses to the corporate survey on SpankeeMonkeh, and log your billable hours in PayJizzla.

submitted 15 hours ago • 3 comments

Janson Junk

submitted 15 hours ago • 4 comments

Nice solstice homie

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Goober in an uber

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

The Hunt for My Boy Grover

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Eleanor Homes Norton AntiVirus

submitted 18 hours ago • 2 comments

This is my idiot son, Alas

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

Alan Fresco

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

I love it when shit Makes you Think. Low-key goated thing for shit to make you do when

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

In many ways the nighttime is like a counterpart to the daytime.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Asking my boss if I can work from home: “Shorty can I”

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

The Court of Lol

submitted 19 hours ago • 1 comment

Been loudly going “we’re fucking BACK baby” after every single mediocre post I make this morning and waking up the whole neighborhood

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Soot & Mouse Disease

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

We’re going Hard at the Farm today, dog. We’re Blessing Up and Getting Down at the Ag, homie. We’re gonna Hoof and Fucking Horn at-

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Major league ball player tearing his ACL for attention

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Blonde roasts can be so gross but when a mf roast that up right it’s like hoo boy we like that

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

It was really embarrassing we were warming up for softball like 6 people throwing in pairs. I was on one extreme end. Another guy at the end furthest from me diagonally was like “[indiscernible] TPL [indiscernible]!” And I just froze and stood there like, what did this guy say?

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

The Morning Breeze Enthusiast

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Gonna go “purrdy gurrd furr a furrday” whenever someone asks me how I’m doing today

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments