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Bitch.ā€
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šŸ™„
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FUCK
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No! Wrong!! Buddy, I (maybe) know that. But if I’m not gonna speak I’m false dichotomies and hyperbolic superlatives like, what am I even gonna be say then?
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Fucking Go Off, King šŸ‘‘ šŸ‘‹ šŸ’„
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Me, gleefully deploying the app that can do this, convinced I got something special tonight: The app: ā€œtree frogā€ Me, getting this result for every frog sound, starting to shake: ā€œNo. no, I don’t believe you. No,
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Anyway, I’m subtly bringing it back
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Naturally Melancholic Man deemed immune to Mood Cooking via Mournful Morning Melodies
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(Reason for, Reason Against, etc)?
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Imagine how they feel!
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*to not disturb the house. You get it
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Great now I feel like the asshole here
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Somehow beating the odds, getting up there, he’s checking the ledger: Well. There it is. And I guess the book doesn’t make mistakes. Go ahead and take one of those lanyards and- Me, about to explode, head starts to shake: ā€œPet-
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later she didn’t want people to think I was ā€˜crazy religious’ lmfao
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Crossing you: ā€œGo with God, my Sonā€
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But it’s my culture!! Silence, you Burgundian Dog
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Okay, we’re on to something here
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It’s true! Also
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Wasn’t sure how best to type it out. You get it
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You’re uninformed!!! You don’t even understand basic societal pushes and pulls. You can’t conceive of truth that isn’t ā€˜journalism’. You also don’t have compassion or, like, values. Seems pretty uninformed to me šŸ’… Anyway,
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Lmfao as I read this I was like oh right the guy on the mets does this and then it hit ty
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Interpret this as literally as you want and get mad at me I will not be reading your reply (like a headline) 😊
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If you have a developed way of seeing the world, you don’t really need to even read the headline imo. Especially rn, you know what it says
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Four Pairs of HOKAs lost to Mt. Washington after AI-generated path leads hikers on circular paths around summit for 7 hours
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Getting no scoped by some guy in the upcountry cause The App said to go through his parcel to get back to parking sooner
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People drowning cause The App said to go through the marsh
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I remember that fondly and will for the rest of my life! I just meant Not Sucking Shit Constantly would make me smile that’s all
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Fortunately, there is essentially zero risk of this
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Such a pervert he was, you’re very right, of course,