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Bitch.ā
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FUCK
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No! Wrong!! Buddy, I (maybe) know that. But if Iām not gonna speak Iām false dichotomies and hyperbolic superlatives like, what am I even gonna be say then?
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Fucking Go Off, King š š š„
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Me, gleefully deploying the app that can do this, convinced I got something special tonight:
The app: ātree frogā
Me, getting this result for every frog sound, starting to shake: āNo. no, I donāt believe you. No,
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Anyway, Iām subtly bringing it back
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Naturally Melancholic Man deemed immune to Mood Cooking via Mournful Morning Melodies
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(Reason for, Reason Against, etc)?
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Imagine how they feel!
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*to not disturb the house. You get it
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Great now I feel like the asshole here
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Somehow beating the odds, getting up there, heās checking the ledger: Well. There it is. And I guess the book doesnāt make mistakes. Go ahead and take one of those lanyards and-
Me, about to explode, head starts to shake: āPet-
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later she didnāt want people to think I was ācrazy religiousā lmfao
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Crossing you: āGo with God, my Sonā
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But itās my culture!! Silence, you Burgundian Dog
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Okay, weāre on to something here
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Itās true! Also
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Wasnāt sure how best to type it out. You get it
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Youāre uninformed!!! You donāt even understand basic societal pushes and pulls. You canāt conceive of truth that isnāt ājournalismā. You also donāt have compassion or, like, values. Seems pretty uninformed to me š
Anyway,
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Lmfao as I read this I was like oh right the guy on the mets does this and then it hit ty
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Interpret this as literally as you want and get mad at me I will not be reading your reply (like a headline) š
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If you have a developed way of seeing the world, you donāt really need to even read the headline imo. Especially rn, you know what it says
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Four Pairs of HOKAs lost to Mt. Washington after AI-generated path leads hikers on circular paths around summit for 7 hours
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Getting no scoped by some guy in the upcountry cause The App said to go through his parcel to get back to parking sooner
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People drowning cause The App said to go through the marsh
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I remember that fondly and will for the rest of my life! I just meant Not Sucking Shit Constantly would make me smile thatās all
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Fortunately, there is essentially zero risk of this
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Such a pervert he was, youāre very right, of course,