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"I heard the noodles here were very good," they wrote. "I thought about how short life was, and got another bowl."

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I would urge Woolworths shareholders to stay the course. Minecraft Cubeez are turning everything around

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Insane parliament, strong recommend

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FYI a lot of people are doing this, making it a real golden age for lying to your boss. Next time you get asked for something like this, just write "Advancements to increase mission critical innovations in new developments" because no human will ever look at it

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

My genuine desire is the government organises a generous sinecure for him to just sort of hang out at old parliament house and talk to people

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

straight line flight to mars is going to rule

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

ELONIA doesn't want you to see this but a drop of milk in the frozen yoghurt at your ninja creami's mix in stage turns it into soft serve

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This is your 'KFC are testing a Zinger Bánh Mì in Newcastle' advisory

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

The most comfortable people in the world (in the history of the world?) have made themselves insane on the computer

submitted 1 day ago • 75 comments

fr there's no level of violence or depravity that would cause a rebellion in the US security state, but hiring a crew of idiots who will fuck up payroll and make you look bad in front of the other state-sponsored murderers will do it

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accidentally bringing about a colonels' junta by only hiring guys you recognise from the computer

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4yo told me she wants a rainbow picnic and kid I've got incredible news from any town with more than about 100k people and also Daysleford

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Elon being the mars guy owns. Suffocating in the most efficient and no-slack environment ever built because your god king got zooted and decided to rewire the plant watering system and they all died.

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look to be fair to the man

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

While everything in the world seems hopeless right now, we must remember that we have the mushroom murder trial coming up in a few months so that’s pretty cool

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Medicare policy is good, but the bulk bill rate is already like 80%. So if you're forking out $40 every single time (like me), there'd have to be a good chance you still will

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Ultimately they just want to post "to my friends I'm an angel but to my enemies... I'm a devil" but they went to too many dinner parties and need to frame it in phrenology

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Multimedia saga of @raaleh.bsky.social's childhood adbusters summer camp is my breakout hit of 2025. Barefoot driving class (theory only) is a wonderful addition

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

don’t meet your heros. i finally saw the critters from redwall irl and they don’t even talk. they’re just pissing and shitting everywhere.

submitted 4 days ago • 29 comments

What's wrong with this photo? NOTHING #NewYorkerFest #NewYorkerBoycott #stopsilos @abcnews @4corners

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

there are 20-odd people who thought to do payment processing on the internet at exactly the right time and never had another good idea. unfortunately they control more wealth than existed for all of human history before about 1995

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hi there. i’m 23 years old and out of the 4 billion plus people using social media, i happen to be the only one using it correctly. and luckily i’ve developed some rules for you to follow

submitted 592 days ago • 3 comments

thinking a lot about 1 Samuel 8 lately

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

great to hear they've reached a Venice biennale compromise: it's Johannes Leak but strictly his surfer gear from old copies of Tracks, no politics

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