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so what kind of visa do you think we'll get for joining another american war

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OK day one: we sack the whole army and IRC

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*proposing to AI girlfriend* ME: i want you to marry me. you are princess zelda, from nintendo AI GF: yep ME: when i die i will live with you in hyrule and you'll call my dick the master sword AI GF: i mean, sure, man ME: that's awesome

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Bluesky is absolutely unmatched for people who seem to agree with you but do it in such a bizarrely aggressive way you've gotta block anyway

submitted 2 days ago • 41 comments

It's an escalation, no doubt, but even an ad hoc armoured pike formation would stop any number of mounted cops

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calling out all my journeyman bros for a battle of the golden spurs

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sorry yank the time to make me learn the difference between sheriff and police was before you lost the mandate of heaven

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Uh excuse me that's not <inscrutable american militarised police> it's actually <different inscrutable american militarised police>

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Another one of those weepy journalists need protection ads but about the right to have 12 wines at a Thales function and absolutely floor it home to Lyneham

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I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC

submitted 3 days ago • 2175 comments

They've been on the downswing for a while, but this might be the end of the boomers. what began at woodstock ends with the engineering corps brass band playing hotel california

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How come the French are able to maintain a hyper violent colonial death machine that can also march

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Jony Ive's AI device will have the exact dimensions of a conference lanyard, a 2 hour battery life, and become mostly known for its characteristic radiation burn

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This owns. Paying the ipod guy a billion dollars to design a knock-off airpod case you'd buy at NQR

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They say you can't let babies watch TV but it's actually super easy

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

I do genuinely think the way to kill private schools is let them make their own decisions. People see them as normal schools with more money, but if you let the kings school old boys make serious curriculum and staffing decisions they'd be out of business before HSC exams

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Fair trade is they do this, but private schools don't need working with children checks anymore. Get to negatively gear Archie but he runs the alan jones gauntlet every day

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

(browsing the menu at the hardware store) your tellin me a needle knew these pliers

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I really think operating in the soft play area of full military dominance and weepy foreign politician visits has broken their brains

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If any California national guard are reading this, I'm willing to pay good money for the eventual campaign medal

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This is very irresponsible and certain to blow up in their face. Suggest a more measured response of establishing sister republics to requisition supplies from

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Doing maths on how the women's march on Versailles goes if the national guard had been sleeping in a parking lot

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update: menswear guy is based again

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Seeing an I'm actually laughing in the wild is beautiful

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

twitter took off because of a short period where anyone could ask shaq how he likes his pancakes and reasonably expect a response. no one cares about balance

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It sucks how objectively funnier grok has made posts

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

submitted 11 days ago • 73 comments

Immediately pleading guilty when the everyday rewards records come out

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It's so funny that the polls spooked Cuomo into doing some media and he immediately said some Mitt Romney "I am fond of a hammed-burger" shit

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

A plot hole is when something happens in a movie while you're on your phone.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Happy ninth 'Toby Young Writing A Thinkpiece About The Fact He Has No Friends' Day, to all who celebrate.

submitted 15 days ago • 61 comments

Watching Alan Partridge again and his pitch for a right wing middle england detective show would be a winner today

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ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

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