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it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

submitted 18 hours ago • 67 comments

Tone has so much psychology going on i reckon it's well worth being one of the <1000 people who read this

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Moira the government is planning to make it easier for institutional abuse victims such as yourself to sue, something i strongly advise you to do

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I don't really care for sydney as a city, but anyone insisting melbourne public transport is anyway comparable is mental. Generously melbourne is maybe third behind perth

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

bbbbbut trams cry all the people familiar with craigieburn's ever expanding tram network

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Someone should assemble the Iran nuke intelligence into some sort of dossier

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submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

so what kind of visa do you think we'll get for joining another american war

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

OK day one: we sack the whole army and IRC

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

*proposing to AI girlfriend* ME: i want you to marry me. you are princess zelda, from nintendo AI GF: yep ME: when i die i will live with you in hyrule and you'll call my dick the master sword AI GF: i mean, sure, man ME: that's awesome

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Bluesky is absolutely unmatched for people who seem to agree with you but do it in such a bizarrely aggressive way you've gotta block anyway

submitted 5 days ago • 41 comments

It's an escalation, no doubt, but even an ad hoc armoured pike formation would stop any number of mounted cops

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

calling out all my journeyman bros for a battle of the golden spurs

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

sorry yank the time to make me learn the difference between sheriff and police was before you lost the mandate of heaven

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Uh excuse me that's not <inscrutable american militarised police> it's actually <different inscrutable american militarised police>

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Another one of those weepy journalists need protection ads but about the right to have 12 wines at a Thales function and absolutely floor it home to Lyneham

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played. CINEMATIC

submitted 6 days ago • 2178 comments

They've been on the downswing for a while, but this might be the end of the boomers. what began at woodstock ends with the engineering corps brass band playing hotel california

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

How come the French are able to maintain a hyper violent colonial death machine that can also march

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Jony Ive's AI device will have the exact dimensions of a conference lanyard, a 2 hour battery life, and become mostly known for its characteristic radiation burn

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This owns. Paying the ipod guy a billion dollars to design a knock-off airpod case you'd buy at NQR

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

They say you can't let babies watch TV but it's actually super easy

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I do genuinely think the way to kill private schools is let them make their own decisions. People see them as normal schools with more money, but if you let the kings school old boys make serious curriculum and staffing decisions they'd be out of business before HSC exams

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Fair trade is they do this, but private schools don't need working with children checks anymore. Get to negatively gear Archie but he runs the alan jones gauntlet every day

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

(browsing the menu at the hardware store) your tellin me a needle knew these pliers

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

I really think operating in the soft play area of full military dominance and weepy foreign politician visits has broken their brains

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If any California national guard are reading this, I'm willing to pay good money for the eventual campaign medal

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is very irresponsible and certain to blow up in their face. Suggest a more measured response of establishing sister republics to requisition supplies from

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Doing maths on how the women's march on Versailles goes if the national guard had been sleeping in a parking lot

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

update: menswear guy is based again

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Seeing an I'm actually laughing in the wild is beautiful

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

twitter took off because of a short period where anyone could ask shaq how he likes his pancakes and reasonably expect a response. no one cares about balance

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

It sucks how objectively funnier grok has made posts

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

submitted 15 days ago • 73 comments