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The #news in 2025.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I fed the current state of politics into ChatGPT to see what the strategy to secure Trump's 3rd term would look like... It's wild. FIRST: Ignite mythic patriotism and fear of outsiders/immigrants. SECOND: Propaganda campaign explaining that term limits weren't in the founder's plans. 1/4

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

youtu.be/JN1oBfg0fwI?...

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, don’t anthropomorphize Donald Trump.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

The 10% tariff alone is a $2500 per household annual tax hike!

submitted 45 days ago • 881 comments

Am I the only one reading White House tweets in Bane’s voice in my head?

submitted 45 days ago • 631 comments

When will idiots not be fully in charge anymore?

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

My family’s trade deficit with Target is out of control, so I’m imposing a 24% #tariff on my wife.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

If these tariffs stick, it’s going to be ugly for Amazon , but incredible for all the American sellers

submitted 49 days ago • 348 comments

You're killing it, Siri.

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Everybody asking their boss for a 54% raise to compensate for the new #tariffs on China?

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

"I’m still a Bernie fan, even though I openly mock AOC and Elizabeth Warren for subscribing to 90 percent of the same policies, for reasons, I assure you, I will never ask myself a single hard question about, because I’m not bound by your restrictive mental framework."

submitted 52 days ago • 8 comments

Must read.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

We published this on Monday, and within minutes, there were already a bunch of new stories we needed to add to it. Now, five days later, there are dozens. We will update this list every month for the remainder of Trump's term.

submitted 57 days ago • 5 comments

Hims Announces Erections Will Soon Feature Ads

submitted 61 days ago • 45 comments

I have never felt more ashamed to be an American than today after seeing that outburst at the White House. 🇺🇦

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I’m doing my part.

submitted 98 days ago • 1 comment

We hate the things we’re too dumb to understand. I hate AWS.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

0-0. McCarthy Season. Loading… █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒

submitted 104 days ago • 12 comments

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

submitted 113 days ago • 3320 comments

We had it all wrong, #Elon is the *reichest* man in the world.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

First day of Trump’s presidency: - 12 below zero - Kids’ daycare fell through at the last second - Wife out of town all week for work (Florida) - Norovirus hitting our friends and family with us in its sights Guess I’ll focus on the gross incompetence and malice in our government another time.

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Ah shit.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

A short 30 years later, here we are.

submitted 158 days ago • 162 comments

🔥🔥🔥

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'

submitted 165 days ago • 527 comments

The McDonald’s employee who reported the United Healthcare CEO’s killer to the police has been identified.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks, @vikings.bsky.social

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Don't know what made me think of this recently.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

In HG Wells' The Time Machine, humans diverge into 2 species, the Morlocks (poor, subterranean working class) and the Eloi (rich, ruling class), due to vast economic divide. The Eloi lord over the Morlocks with power and riches, but eventually the Morlocks rebel and feed on Eloi like livestock. 🤔

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth

submitted 170 days ago • 97 comments

Wait…dammit, that’s good.

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

The numbers will judge whether this was a great idea in the end, but it sure does look like a great idea.

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

Hate to repeat myself, but…

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Unclenching…

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

If there’s Young Sheldon, when are we gonna get Young Urkel? A study of a life as the misunderstood genius neighbor kid. A peek behind the curtain when he isn’t viewed through the lens of the oppressive normalcy of the Winslows?

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

Says expert

submitted 189 days ago • 0 comments

I’m here, and ready to be blasted with algorithmically curated pop psychology!

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments