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If you’re a Proud Boy or an Oath Keeper convicted for seditious treason by a jury of your peers, however, you get an invite to CPAC.

The government is detaining a green card holder after a bad-faith online pressure campaign by a bunch of Zionist extremists. A *green card holder* — meaning he’s a lawful permanent resident. This isn’t about ending “antisemitism.” It’s something else. www.dropsitenews.com/p/dhs-detain...

it may cost 20 billion dollars in tax payer money, it may be killing several species of endangered birds and sea turtles, and each flight may cause more greenhouse gasses than 1000 private jet trips from sydney to LA, but you can't put a price on what we learn watching these explode :)

hey, can one of the reasonable centrist writers condescendingly explain to me again that it is overblown to call these people segregationists?

NEW: The Defense Department is considering a 75% reduction in workforce targeting employees who work to prevent the spread of chemical, biological, and nuclear weapons, according to a draft proposal obtained by WIRED. 😕

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Trump claimed the Biden administration spent $8 million "making mice transgender." The White House tried to back up this number with records of funding for research into cancer, asthma, and HIV, some of which used *transgenic* (genetically modified) mice.

god it must be so easy to be a Dem consultant, just sitting around making $250k a year to say things like "actually voters don't want healthcare, they want you to go to gun shows and start using the word orientals again"

lol

Just asking questions.

Pete Rose admitted he raped a child, corked his bats, bet on games in which he was playing, cheated on his taxes, and had a child he refused to admit was his until she was an adult. You can see why Trump is such a fan.

You know how they’re always lying about undocumented people not paying taxes...

The ADL is fucking worthless

the entire conservative project is now completely on board with the hyperventilating online chud notion that reporting on someone doing something newsworthy is a form of nefarious "doxxing"

Deputy Director of the FBI on what really matters and the importance of checks and balances in the constitutional system

Never in human history has anyone had less rizz in a pair of sunglasses than this man.

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

love that we spent four years being told what Joe Biden couldn't do

great news

when i say that there are people who care less about workers and their rights than they do the primacy of a masculinist blue collar identity politics, i am taking about people like sean o’brien

Lmao literally this

Nursing a take that the major Silicon Valley firms can be understood as organized crime syndicates and perform some of the same functions as the old ones used to — money laundering, feeding addictions, skirting regulations, political influence.

the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president

this is fucking insane

cool country

GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation. The popular slave-hailing app made its Wall Street debut today with a highly anticipated IPO that could grow the slave sharing company's value by more than 80%.

This post, but for the whole U.S. government, is probably what's going to happen five years from now when Musk fans in the U.S. have a significantly lower standard of living. Thank you for destroying the U.S., Mr. Musk. This was probably my fault somehow...

government being destroyed by people that participated in the rick and morty sauce freakout

In things that you absolutely saw coming, Federalist and Daily Wire writer who accused drag queens of being groomers arrested for child molestation. www.dailydot.com/debug/aaron-...

When protestors uttered the slogan “defund the police” the national media had a massive freak out. But now that Trump wants to actually gut the FBI and (it would seem) illegally fire 1000s of people who work there, the same media sees it as a curiosity, a dull bureaucratic matter.

musk's new thing is telling anyone doing or saying anything he disagrees with that they are committing a crime

Who would have foreseen that by effectively stealing music from artists by stopping paying out on songs that have less than 1000 streams in the past 12 months would result in a first ever annual profit for Spotify? In related news: PLEASE USE BANDCAMP

Shouldn't have sent the runner

headline: Elon Musk has constructed the Howling Engine, which converts the anguished cries of children into cancer democrats: in these dark times, the american people need us to reach across the aisle

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States theonion.com/fbi-unc...

So if I’m understanding today correctly, the world’s richest person Elon Musk, whom no one elected, is taking over federal payment systems and employee data while the federal employees who investigate and prosecute public corruption are being fired en masse.

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child theonion.com/ice-age...

My first and definitely last time working with the Los Angeles Times. Editing out the most urgent point of an OpEd in the minutes before sending to press while then also assigning a title and image that suggest an argument entirely opposite to the author’s clear intent is pretty shitty.

I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. flaminghydra.com/issue-243/

bro is hoping it’s not too late to join the bandwagon

tired of these people who think we’re too stupid to understand what’s in front of us www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...