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if only the Founders™️ had contemplated an amendment that would prevent a powerful government minister from silencing the speech of people speaking against the powerful government minister’s actions

a lot of problems with the US are the world's dumbest people recognizing a real problem that actually exists and coming to the world's least informed conclusion about it which is why i don't trust the "i don't need theory i have life experience" people any further than i can throw them

not dangerous like an evil genius. dangerous like a dog driving a train

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Summarizing Elon Musk's government takeover thus far in under 60 seconds:

it was bad when the worst poster on my favorite website bought that website and made it terrible but it has been worse having that person also buy my country that i live in

i actually lived next door to bigfoot for a couple of years and just figured everyone already knew. we’d see him strolling around the neighborhood and would say hi but he’d only just turn his torso 90 degrees to look at us and keep walking. he worked at deloitte

cherenkov radiation looks so beautiful up close when you don't got a bitch in your ear lecturing you about the measurements on your dosimeter

Backlash is a myth made up by reactionary bigots to explain why they’re doing what they’ve always wanted to do anyway. The left in America has been on the back foot for…ever. Literally forever. The closest we got was the New Deal and even that was designed to keep us from going full socialist.

I thought conservatives were all about having father’s around. Having a 13th kid you’re not gonna be a dad to via test tube or whatever is genuine freak shit. You’re mentally ill and you’re continually bringing kids into the world you know are going to be as fucked up as you.

They could simply choose not to be billionaires.

Not exaggerating when I say I would like a personal, handwritten apology from every pundit who barfed out a dozen "the left wants to change the way you talk!" op-eds based on non-mandatory guidelines in obscure PDFs.

It makes as much sense to have a public debate about trans healthcare as it does to have a public debate about hip replacements. You almost certainly know nothing about it and so you should shut up. The government knows nothing about it and should leave it to the experts

while i support the right of canadians to humiliate us however see fit, nothing can humiliate us more than the italians already did when they named the drink after our hillbilly GIs who couldn't handle a proper espresso and wanted a simple cup of mud water after liberating them from the axis

Welp I’d hoped to finish up my last few decades on earth being a bit less angry. Probably not gonna happen now. Ah well.

Wouldn’t be me. I watched the first 3 eps of Ultraman and exploded and reformed like Dr Manhattan, the omnipotent understander of Japanese nerd culture 1980-present.

Elon Musk's actual area of expertise isn't engineering, business or technology, it's in bad faith abuse of the American legal system:

Bezos and Zuck love it, they have the dumb psycho out there taking the blame while they hoover up their share of the spoils. This is all by oligarch agreement, they want more tax cuts, more power, less regulation, zero worker rights, more AI garbage etc. See: front row of Trump inauguration.

it really is appropriate to view this as potentially the biggest privacy and cybersecurity scandal in American history