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assassinations, handcuffing a senator at press conference, marines detaining a civilian, and a military parade for the president’s birthday. rough week for democracy.

submitted 1 hour ago • 83 comments

my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon

submitted 1 day ago • 164 comments

Waiting for the big outlets to put two and two together and realize that police whose identities are secret and facilities are secret are secret police.

submitted 3 days ago • 56 comments

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

stop flagmogging us 😢 stop waving the cooler flag 😭😭 we thought eagles were our thing 😭😭 why's it eating a snake anyway 😭😭 betsy ross couldn't do all that she wasn't that good at sewing 😭😭

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

i don’t think it’s realistic to ask people being targeted due to their ethnicity and national origin not to engage in displays of ethnic and national pride

submitted 5 days ago • 93 comments

I would rather share my city with a million undocumented immigrants than one of these fascists.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like it would be useful politically to link that the tanks in the streets and the huge masses of pretend tier-one operator masked men disappearing people in the cities are also why your rural hospital will shut down.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

i will go to my grave never having seen the film 'goonies'

submitted 6 days ago • 64 comments

White folks watched a bunch of white folks sack the Capitol and then most of them be pardoned by the head of the white identity party and now we're supposed to listen to other white people pontificate about non-violence...

submitted 6 days ago • 31 comments

Neil Hamburger opening for Tenacious D *smoking three blunts simultaneously* What the fuck is this guy?!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Musk deported, Trump dies (McDonalds related), Bannon develops life-threatening rash from wearing two collared shirts, Miller gets unzipped and all his bugs spills out, Ahmed returns with his cool clock to lead America back to righteousness

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

A source has just given me this photograph depicting Elon Musk stepping out onto the balcony of the SpaceX launch center.

submitted 8 days ago • 18 comments

Better ask King Solomon

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

In retrospect maybe the Democrats should have put this in some ads after gawker published it in 2015

submitted 8 days ago • 29 comments

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

submitted 8 days ago • 70 comments

Elon Musk should do something drastic to show how upset he is at Donald Trump!

submitted 8 days ago • 17 comments

i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched

submitted 105 days ago • 24 comments