reboundmaterial.bsky.social
Posting normal until I receive The Signal
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To be fair, letting the kid do what they want with the most powerful weapon available usually works out
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She did ‘Top of the World’ right?
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Thought you were building a plastic model and got excited for a sec
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Idk, I chalked that one up to broken clocks (I’m a cat fancier)
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*brain cooked by online* Got it in one baby!
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“I got laid off but I’ve got some cash, might as well open my own novelty store” is a recession indicator.
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Its the 2010s froyo bust all over again, over and over
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I fucked up choosing a gyro and cotopaxi windbreaker didn’t I?
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Hey everybody look at this guy- his soul is weighted down by gravity
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Your kid’s college tuition is going up because we have to pay for the National Guard to grab people at Home Depot.
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Funny how they went from “I refuse to wear a mask in public, if people are afraid of getting sick, then that’s not my problem.” to “ICE goons should be allowed to wear masks and their identities must be protected at all costs!” in the span of five years.
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He’s still paying for their free lunch
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One side is dressed like the bad guys in every single sci fi movie about an evil government and they are whacking people with sticks and throwing flash bangs and tear gas, the other side has shopping carts and jeans and a t shirt, why don’t we ask the cops not to use violence?
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Good i want ICE to know they are welcome to eat my shit and hair
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Furthermore, both sides are weirdos
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First you must defeat Carlos Mencia
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Lathe go brrrrrr
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Its his HEAVY ATTACK and he only knows to spam it
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Who’s taking bets? I’ve got $10 on him Maj. Kong-ing a spacex rocket into mar-a-lago by August 15th
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Lmao I hope someone gets to bill $$$/hr to read my chats
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I used to go to PA for work and had a free afternoon and no car so I decided to walk to the movie theater. You are damning with faint praise.
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She flew 25 missions so I don’t have to know or care
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Its real Michael; they call me ‘ladyk_sser’, slap my folders onto the ground and say I wont get a raise if I keep wearing my cargo shorts
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November ‘No Ball Bearing Factories in Bavaria’ Kelly
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I’m going to start saying “gope” like its a slur and acting really smug and ignoring the fact that everyone hates my shit
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Now you just need to figure out how to take one 11-mile, 1,100-foot step and you’ll be ready to fight god
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AI ‘art’ can’t be good but it can be funny
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Standing in front of the US Capital: has anyone noticed we’re kind of like Rome?
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A lifetime of videogames have given me an internal minimap. Knew my way around Tokyo and Osaka’s most debauched neighborhoods thanks to spending 3 virtual decades with the homie Kiryu
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Looking forward to your bizarre opinions and pronunciation of water
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Chess, Go, Backgammon, etc. Sometimes more isn’t more, despite what fog of war lovers might profess.
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Bud I got a savings account at every credit union in town thanks to great grandma’s genetic memory
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Me briefly lucid in the nursing home: We need the Wayans Brothers back