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🦄Caregiver to the very young and very old 🍻Cranky liberal hillbilly 🏴‍☠️Am I a Christian Anarchist? I may be a Christian Anarchist
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The black Indian lady was right!

We tried mass tariffs in 1828, and it crashed the economy. We tried again in 1930, and it crashed the economy. Third time’s the charm, I guess.

I'm now a prepper. I am planning on a future of rice and beans, and caffeine pills instead of coffee. Maybe a bidet instead of TP. Remember those signs that said, "Harris = higher prices, Trump = lower prices"? Fuck right off now

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It’s the Great Depression, Charlie Brown

Please put in the history books that America died of the fatal combination of hubris and our inability to differentiate between being rich, white, male, and mean and being intelligent.

"In a corrupt kingdom, only the jester is allowed to speak the truth." My applause to Jon Stewart and Bill Burr

President Musk ate my pets! (This is a re-post, but I demand Musk be held accountable for Muffy and Felix's untimely demise!)

Does anyone else think drinks and candy have become sweeter following covid? Scented candles and laundry detergent about knock me out. Are my senses getting old or are they accentuating everything for post-pandemic noses and mouths? I feel like an old curmudgeon hating on sweetness.

This "I can do what I want I'm the government" junk is more King George than George Washington.

It is one thing to watch a dictator grab power. It is another to hand it to him. I’m headed to the Senate floor now. To cast an emphatic “no.”

Call Chuck in DC at (202) 224-6542.

holy shit this question at the Rep. Chuck Edwards town hall 🔥🔥🔥

"Nothing you can do, folks... although the 2nd Amendment people, maybe there is. I don't know." - Donald Trump 2016 Just saying...

She ain't pretty she just looks that way💀

the feminine urge to

From “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler #skybrary #skybrarians #booksky

Want to read a book but can’t afford to buy it? ❌ don’t pirate/steal it ✅ join your local library and borrow the book for FREE. If the library doesn’t have the book you want, ask if they can buy it. You get to read. Authors get paid. Libraries stay open. ✨ Triple win ✨ #BookSky #Library

youtu.be/ddSYXYf-RIM?...

I'm a Christian... not the Nationalist kind

Dafuq, Kindle! What do you mean I can no longer download the books I buy? If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing. #booksky

Are they redefining Christian Nationalism as a "good thing?" According to this podcast, YES! Do you eye-roll warm ups before joining Tim live at 2pm EST on YouTube:

Times change and this song remains relevant: youtu.be/iE0Td3L68lU?...

We should be writing Project 2029—defining the society we want, clearly and publicly. Let’s start today.

TOMORROW- Friday, February 28th is BLACKOUT FRIDAY! If you believe we are in danger of losing our Democracy forever, FIGHT BACK! Let's make our voices heard in numbers too big to ignore. JOIN US if you've had it with Comrade Krasnov. 🤬 🇷🇺 #24HourEconomicBlackout

Damn, guys. Charles Dickens's novels are feeling especially relevant. Dickens should not be relevant in 2025. #booksky

Any current events news is so shitty right now. Listening to NPR turns me into a whiny bitch. I need somewhere to express my rage. I need an angry fire to keep me warm on this long, dark night; instead I feel petulant and annoyed.

Your accountability letter should begin with "Dearest Emperor Musk."

Heading to bed again but want to say this: 💘there were many early Christian martyrs named Valentine 💘we have Geoffrey Chaucer to thank for our current vision of this celebration 💘the Roman festival of Lupercalia was way more debauched and quite frankly, sexy www.history.com/news/real-st...

Elon Musk's kid shushing Trump in the oval office gives me life. There are so many things wrong with that exchange, but little Xi° ∆Neutron© (whatever his name is) shushing Trump like "Shhhh our Daddy's talking" is hilarious.

Pierre Lemaitre's Verhœven trilogy is so underrated. The USA release was published in a different order than the French publication. Read Irene, then Alex, and finally Camille. #booksky

I sip Natty Daddy from a Cinnamoroll mug. Mind your own damn business