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Sort of a strange old hermit. Slutty in theory, but not at all in practice.
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*watching a buffy reaction* Anya: "I know you find me attractive, I've seen you staring at my breasts" Reactor: "Girl, that doesn't mean anything, boobs are boobs" FAIR.

Y'all act WAY too much like tropes are a bad thing. There's a reason these are perennial parts of storytelling. It's not laziness, that's how storytelling works. Certain storylines just resonate with us on a spiritual level. We've been doing this for 100,000 years, it's fine.

I love this joke so much 🤣

My nerd ass reading my own medical chart that says I'm in SERIOUSLY NOT GOOD condition.

I'll vote democrat where I need to, but shit like this is specifically why I'll never register as one. THEY KEEP FUCKING FALLING FOR THIS. It's not even a complex con. They just fucking lie, and you dipshits believe them.

I done been saying, things are GOING to come to this. I'm not happy about it, but it has been inevitable for A WHILE.

Chronic health problems update, just because I thought it was kinda interesting in a morbid way. All my neuro issues have gotten WAY worse over the week while I've been fighting off this strep case. It occurs to me it's probably the same kind of thing as when a dementia patient gets sick or injured.

So we now have confirmation that China is exploiting Putin's fuckups to turn Russia into a vassal state. On the one hand, that's kinda funny. On the other hand, that's how we end up with the ECON and WW3.

Teenager came up with a cool idea, she took frybread dough, filled balls of it with ice cream toppings, and fried them like doughnuts. Pretty tasty.

trump cheated and I’m sick of not saying it for fear of sounding like a chemtrail enjoyer

I may be an absolute failure in almost every part of life, but at least I'm not an absolutely contemptible bastard that everyone who has ever met me hates.

DO. NOT. BE. A. SNITCH. That shit is a one way ticket to having absolutely no real friends and being goddamn hated by fucking everybody you meet.

This is probably a TMI BUT. It is absolutely ridiculous that anyone would ever assume I was ever abusive in any context. I am so fucking conflict averse, that I will put a pin in any difficult conversation until we are BOTH in a state of emotional detachment.

There's a slur here, that I could probably get away with using because of my situation, and I kinda REALLY want to use for this. But I'm not gonna.

If you are a man, and you're feeling upset about this because you would never do that, I empathize. I feel the same way. We're some of the good ones. Unfortunately there are WAY more of us being absolute shitheels and making the rest of us look bad.

At the risk of this one blowing up too, yes I know that some women can be fucking awful people too. I know a woman who is a racist shitstain that abandoned her husband and daughter as soon as she had a "white baby" (with a "gay friend" he "didn't need to worry about") and now she works for CPS.

Nothing makes me hate my fellow men quite so much as the statistics of how many men leave their wives because of chronic illness. Like, "in sickness and in health" was LITERALLY part of the ceremony. I WOULD NOT still be alive right now if not for my wife. What the fuck.

Entirely anecdotal, but in the past couple of years, I have been to SIGNIFICANTLY more funerals than weddings. That doesn't seem like a portend of good fortune for this country.