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She/HerπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ I am the hivemind of the woke mob. My woke mind virus shall spread across the land. None shall go without dyed hair and pronouns.
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Some days you just gotta eat that imaginary food from baki

Incel: "I'm lonely because women wont fuck me even though I do the bare minimum for them emotionally" Femcel: "I'm lonely because men just wanna fuck me, it's really annoying how they aren't emotionally invested"

I have performed a scientific study wherein I asked 8,000 people if they're a liar and only 7 said yes. This means only 0.000875% of people ever lie :)

Birds are such snitches. "A little birdy told me-" yeah I bet they did

We gotta ditch needlessly expensive rings and start proposing with dog collars and chastity cages

If you like something about someones appearance you should compliment them on it. If you dislike something about someones appearance, then you actually have nothing to say about their appearance and you should stay quiet.

Americans are wrong about everything except the spelling of armor, color, etc.

The cool thing about TTRPGs that's setting is modern earth is that all you need is knowledge of this scene and access to a janitors closet to do something awesome www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFci...

Thinking about how it's kind of messed up for Bulma to not let Vegeta give their kids saiyan names considering the saiyan culture is like 99.999% genocided

Ron Howard FTW 🎯

Read it slowly and understand it. 😳πŸ₯Ί Repost πŸ‘‡πŸΎ πŸ‘‡πŸΎ

Finally tried watching dan da dan since it's first season is done and people have seemed positive about it. Yeah this is vile. There's a level of oversexed anime bullshit I can tolerate, but this is overwhelmingly abhorrent.

Can I be vegan if I swallow after a blowjob or am I fine because it was ethically sourced

A penis is NOT A REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN!!! It is a STRAW for all the TASTY DRINKS WE MAKE

Here's the most important take away after finishing reading "The Stranger"

Finally went back to play some overwatch after being on a marvel rivals kick and I gotta say: "Holy shit two cakes!"

No one was gonna mention there's a special animation if a sinner dies to Spiral of Contempt??

You ain't staggered your dumbass just dont wanna fight

What if Piccolo was orange and Cell was...turquoise?

What's this I smell? 300-500 compensation lunacy?

"Hands off my- CAWK!" -Falco 1993-rn

Every now and then I get the idea that my bad sleep schedule is somehow my fault and I think "I'll just go to bed early!" before laying in bed for 6 hours without going unconscious and thinking "Oh right. Chemical deficiency."

It's genuinely so funny to me knowing the kind of person I am that the one thing that actually flusters me is writing my vampire yuri story and thinking about "Waow...she pursued holding hands... despite her haphaphobia 😳"

The GOAT is not washed

Dante canonically spams the winrate button

If you give a mouse a cookie, it will cause an unstoppable chain of events that lead to you giving them the nuclear launch codes a month later

Cleaning all the earwax out of my ears is the auditory version of getting glasses for the first time

"At conception" everyone is female. Gods I fucking hate this country everyone in power is so braindead πŸ˜‚

Why'd I have to buy a car when people can just drive a stick??

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