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reigning champ of threatening transphobes online he/him
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submitted 13 hours ago • 10 comments

"You just want an easy life". Should I want a difficult one?

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

Dragon Warrior (NES - 1989)

submitted 1 day ago • 25 comments

elon musk was in this room wearing this t-shirt he found on amazon like 2 weeks ago lmfao

submitted 3 days ago • 26 comments

me watching the sad ASPCA commercials during funny cartoon time

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

why'd they put the Mucinex man in the izod shirt why did they do that

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

They took away my cigarettes because I was complaining the dogs in the 4k ASPCA commercials looked too sad. fucking bullshit.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I'm normal and calm by the way

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

huge fan of the combination woodshop class/private bowling alley the hospital has going on right over my head that shit sounds like it rocks dude if I could walk or piss on my own that would be dope as fuck

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

They took away my cigarettes because I was complaining the dogs in the 4k ASPCA commercials looked too sad. fucking bullshit.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

If they're going to be doing construction directly above the recovery room, they least they can do is let me do more drugs so I can tolerate it what the fuck

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

sucking down a big sweet pack of turkish royals in my hospital room for breakfast #ericadams

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

the only people i seek the love and approval of are All Lesbians of This Earth

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 15 days ago • 86 comments

conservatives will tell you they hate rap music and it’s not a real genre of music and then tell you to check their new favorite artist, some CIA asset called ‘Jelly Roll’

submitted 22 days ago • 63 comments

I do not often quote @edzitron.com verbatim, but when I do, it is to trash Sam Altman. Stay angry, my friends.

submitted 31 days ago • 3 comments

Akademiks needs to get shot lmao

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

I was in a three piece jazz band which included Jared Fogle from Subway on double bass. We had no idea of what was going on with him in his mind. We did not socialize with him or know him off stage. All we were focused on was jamming and reinterpreting the great American songbook.

submitted 38 days ago • 4 comments

They literally mostly review old movies. You’re yelling about people who want to talk about Ben Gazzara. You’re blaming them for Trump. You’re blaming Felix watching This Is Us and making fun of it.

submitted 38 days ago • 49 comments

It has been said before many times but: I do not know one creative person who lacks ideas. What they lack is time to make the million ideas they already have. If YouTube had done research on this, they would have learned: no one wants this, and offering it is a bit *insulting*

submitted 40 days ago • 11 comments

Get a gun and kill someone today. It doesnt matter who. Just end a life

submitted 41 days ago • 5 comments

They're coming out with exciting new awkward gestures

submitted 42 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 42 days ago • 34 comments

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

he’s just awkward

submitted 42 days ago • 7 comments

submitted 42 days ago • 6 comments

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

submitted 42 days ago • 836 comments

popping this and logging off forever

submitted 42 days ago • 13 comments

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

submitted 42 days ago • 1196 comments

“The Gulf of America” thing is so stupid, it’s strangely comforting to me. I can’t really explain it. Maybe it’s that even if I end up being executed for the crime of virtue signaling I will have lived my life never, even at my stupidest, having been that dumb

submitted 42 days ago • 68 comments

My take on the Elon hitler salute thing is that it was unintentional in the sense that he intended to make it a more ambiguous hand gesture with plausible deniability but completely fucked it up

submitted 42 days ago • 132 comments