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who up jorkin their monster wild?

Gender is when Pink Godzilla Sex is when Resurrected Mothra

DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’ theonion.com/house-d...

Halo: Buntana Edition is now available to download on the steam workshop! Get here: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3434139055

I started seeing a bunch of genwunners on my timeline and imma be real I still love modern pokemon and I think pokemone black/white is pretty fuckin good, and new designs are lit, I adore clodsire and tatsugiri, my only complaints are performance issues usually.

devious 24hr cook

Just take the nap. Take the sweet 2 hour nap. You’re disregulated and you will be until you have a sweet small coma.

girls will be like "good morning" and fall back asleep

Chaaaaaat, I LOVE MY WIFE AWOOOOO

Eating out of the dog bowl my wife got me like a princess :3 (I made yummy skrimp skampi)

It is indeed

it's all cute barks and whimpers until she grabs your neck

wwrrufff 😵‍💫

Wifey got me a cool bowl for valentines :3

off work for today

Gulf of America vs Gulf of Mexico

TURN HIS TV OFF

love that lesbians can just say "yeah, i hate men" and everyone loses their minds

off the yameen thinking bout what it means

Fox Bleeps Out Entire Kendrick Lamar Performance

More of this, America.

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

gooning with the king in yellow we're straight up hasturbating bruh

I miss my mate, chat :3 i love herrrr

I miss my wife chat qq

*sigh* Well everyone. . . I'd just like to apologize for. . . ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. I am an unrepentant sicko lesbian, and my shitposting will continue to flow.

China has saber toothed deer? Why didn't anyone tell me???

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

It's Soon Going To Be The Last Breath of Winter....

If you cannot call it what it is when all in a week: a government removes every mention of a group of people, destroys information about them en masse, bans their discussion in schools, restricts their ability to travel and starts seizing and refusing their official identification, when will you?

“DEI…” no shut the fuck up with this segregation poison

Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare. Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.” We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽

wagging my tail, if you even care,,

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!

OH MY GOD

Awooooooo

#okami🎨

Big fan of this official Monster Hunter 3 Illustration