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Just an utter shit show. Elect a clown, expect a circus.

The Republicans are taking health insurance away from their own voters to pay for a tax cut for themselves. They will do everything they can to distract everyone from this one undeniable and damning truth.

Fucking chicken shit assholes. It's a wonder that they can stand up at all. Spineless motherfuckers.

spot on, Shaggy #RealMonsters #MonstersInc

Russia’s greatest military asset is not any bomb, tank, plane or ship. It is the Republican Party.

Wow, we are impressed by Canada 🇨🇦 —1% of the population has signed to revoke Elon’s Canadian citizenship. Can Americans sign as well?

The Democratic party is currently lead by the most ineffectual bunch of losers I’ve ever seen. James Carville says it’s time to “play dead.” Hakeem Jeffries is on a book tour. Chuck Schumer is so uninspiring it’s a joke. They don’t care about winning, they care about enriching themselves.

Mary Ellen Callahan, former chief privacy officer at the DHS, explains why the treasury secretary violated the law by giving sensitive, personal data to Elon Musk's DOGE.

Sen. Tammy Duckworth with receipts!

Who's that sleepy motherfucker on the right in the second photo? And no, I won't censor myself when I say, "Motherfucker."

The Nazis are threatening Republican representatives with violence. The reps are cowards. The Nazis must go.

In 2017, centrists and liberals told antifascist activists that the institutions would hold and the State would preserve basic democratic rights. Now the country is being hollowed out by literal billionaires making Hitler salutes. This should be on the cover of every newspaper.

What the fuck?

Flashback to that time when my son made me think I was having a flashback.

Get. Him. Out. Of. Our. Government.

Rep. Grothman (R-WI): President Trump has done some very good things Crowd: Booooo

Just to underscore the tension at DOJ at the moment, here's what one federal law enforcement official told me about the acting deputy attorney general: "I, along with other career FBI and DOJ personnel that I’ve spoken with, really have one message for him and that is, “go fuck yourself, traitor.'"

Ok, I’m calling it. This 4-year-old toddler telling this 78-year-old toddler to shut up and go away is the funniest thing that will happen all year.

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So RFK, Jr is now Secretary of Health. So from now on, some diseases will have new names. Measles will be known as Spots of America Tuberculosis is now Freedom Phlegm.

For Trump and his oligarch - The promise of unimaginable wealth is only countered by the potential cost. They are in the process of trying to destroy the lives of military leaders, veterans, and FBI agents, among others. Many of whom are trained to do what's necessary. Hope they considered that.

Welp, I just look at it as evolution doin' it's thing in the US and A population, weeding out the weak and stupid.

www.impeachtrumpagain.org Do it now.

Trump just pardoned these people. Don’t ever tell me Republicans “back the blue” again.

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Honestly? I couldn't give a shit what Jack Smith's report says. It could be pictures of Trump snorting a ten pound block of cocaine off a dead hooker's ass while being soundly rogered from behind by the star of a Tijuana donkey show ridden by Vladimir Putin. So what? Trump got away with it. Q.E.D.

Dear Modern Humans, You thought you were so much smarter than people from the Middle Ages. But you're not. Why do you think the dark ages lasted so long? It was because of greedy, insane despots who crushed progress and dangerous thoughts. It won't end until you rise up and overthrow them all.

Looks like my Nest Hello doorbell cam took a giant shit. It's been unreliable in the last few weeks after a long time working perfectly. Time to replace it. 😡

I don't want Greenland. I want our government to protect earned benefits like Medicare and Social Security.

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Happy Christmahanukwaanzamas, y'all!!!

This is nuts. Kay Granger (R-TX) was chair of the powerful House Appropriations Committee until she stepped down this spring for vague reasons. It turns out she’s been living in a memory care/assisted living facility for the past 6 months & her staff said nothing! Johnson’s majority is now ONE vote.