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ridesharesean.bsky.social
If you're taking rideshare in Buffalo, NY, you've been in my car. Guillotine first politics. I use video games to dissociate. Yes, that's really my dog.
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Template for Federal Employees: 1- I 2- fucked 3- your 4- mom 5- shithead

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Cat fort.

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There's a layer of salt on my phone screen. I hate this town sometimes. Usually about this time of year.

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www.vatican.va/content/fran...

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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

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That's a lot of peace.

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Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?

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This is funny. I know this platform isn't gonna work if nobody besides me thinks this is funny.

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I did not realize how powerful a bad example was until I was donating to my local food bank out of spite.

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Did you know? At the federal minimum wage of 7.25/hr - If you work 40 hours a week, every week, without missing any days or taking any personal/sick time off, you will have a crisp $20 bill in addition to being completely destitute. It's almost like it was designed this way.

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You enjoying these egg prices, you fucking assholes?

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Fuck.

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Oops

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F*** this guy.

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Somehow, I feel like if I were better at math I'd be making a lot of money screwing people over somehow. Thanks, public education, for keeping me honest!

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Anybody want to help me with my children's book, "How to Build a Guillotine"?

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GO BILLS!! Beat a dead horse!!

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mark zuckerberg’s entire adult life has been a revenge tour against women

submitted 43 days ago • 688 comments

I am signaling to you that I have virtue and you don't.

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This is apparently the closest the New York Times can get to saying what is really happening -- Republicans are trying to steal an election for state Supreme Court justice by throwing out 60,000 lawful votes.

submitted 43 days ago • 280 comments

How many porn bots have followed my account today? The Count: ONE! One porn bot! Ah, ha, ha! TWO!! Two porn bots!! Ah, ha, ha!

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This place needs more memes.

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The limit is 0.

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The second ingredient in coffee is water.

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40-something dickhead AI TechBro in my car, yelling loudly at his employee over the phone: "I only think about numbers. I don't think about humans." Well, here's a number for you to think about: 1 ⭐️

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Still wild to me that so many "savvy" folks on left and right have bought into the idea that online misinformation is overblown and doesn't really matter. From lies about migrants to transgender people to crime to election denial to climate denial, it's literally driving our country's politics.

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Democrats are failures in every sense of the word. They may have good intentions but their ineptitude makes it moot.

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Occasional reminder that there’s no, “it’s too late, its over” for anthropogenic climate change. Every molecule of CO2 that doesn’t go into the atmosphere makes a difference. Preventing 0.1 degree of warming makes a difference. Every bit of climate resilience we build together makes a difference.

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Do you realize just how many people live in New York City? I live in #Buffalo, population 280,000 - barely a city, but big enough to have 2 major sports franchises. NYC's pop. is 8.25 MILLION. That means that there's 30 I❤️NYers for every 1 🦬. What I'm saying is: Jets suck, Giants suck, #GoBills!

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Donald Trump is an unrepentant racist, a grotesque caricature of all the worst aspects of our society, and an embarrassment to the office of the Presidency and I look forward to working with him.

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Henry Ford famously wanted his employees to be able to afford his cars. When I drop people off at the Ford plant, the parking lot is 95% Ford vehicles. When I drop people at the Tesla Gigachad Factory, there are ZERO Teslas in the parking lot. I wonder why?

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So... you think Elon's got an army of bots on here?

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