riptwitter.lol
Reformed project manager, occasional writer, refugee from Twitter.
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An Arnold Palmer is also a beverage, so you have to be real specific which one you are ordering...
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Missed opportunity to call it Dr. On-the-sea...
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Abso-fucking-lutely! Most accurate review I've read.
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Exactly this.
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In Biden's Woke America, loyalty is a crime! Next they are going to arrest all the good dogs. Send me money to support my canine legal defense fund or something...
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Shamus Beaglehole... AI-ass sounding name.
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This is fun if you haven't seen it: youtu.be/PlSKdN1ftFA?...
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It's close. Very worth your time.
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Watched Ishtar last night for the first time after hearing about what a bomb it was for decades... It's a delightful farce with several winning performances. It was never going to make $100M, but great fun nonetheless.
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Miss your Substack. But this is a banger.
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Literally catfishing everyone.
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Did they let him improv all his lines? Because that's how it looked.
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That's when I started questioning her judgment. That and the pedo stuff.
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《JARRING PIANO CHORD STINGER!》as Josh stares out the window, thinking about the music
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS EXORCIST III: LEGION AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE THE WHOLE FAMILY STARTS DOING THE MOVES
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I love watching him kick cars to deploy airbags. And if following instructions and staying alive means I get to see more of that, so be it.
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"Groims, the eh-eye has gone wook!"
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#BathSquad
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Best part of that performance was when the timing was off on the costume change and a nutcracker soldier was clawing at Chers sleeve to help her out of her coat and it looked like he was going for the mic...
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If i had to be away from family at 7 am on a major holiday in 40 degree weather so i could record Jimmy Fallon's horrible lipsyncing, I would show the world new depths of terrible camera work... Just swinging the camera wildly in all directions & tossing it in the air.
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Cry havoc and let slip the Dogberts of war...
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The man never misses.
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Well said.
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Got your back. I know you followed a lot more people than me over there, but it still saved me a ton of time. It's not perfect. Sometimes you'll see matching names that are unrelated, but it's 80-90% there which makes a huge difference.
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Rudy: Being an unindicted co-conspirator is like having diplomatic immunity.
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