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An elderly cowboy has lived to the ripe age of 104 years old. Just prior to his death, his great grandson asks him "Gramps, his did you make it so far through life? What's your secret?"

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What do you say if you lose 25% of your roof? OOF!

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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.false. After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

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Someone broke in my house last night and stole some eggs and left a pot of warm water. Cops think it might be poachers.

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Gen Z

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Did you hear about that philosopher who said, "Ehh, good enough." Mediocrates.

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What do the Eiffel tower and tape worms have on common? They are both Paris sites.

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What starts with a 'C', ends with a 'T', and is hairy on the outside and moist on the inside? Coconut.... What were you thinking?

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I said to my sheep dog, “There’s a rumor going around that you can also help with my cattle.” He replied, “That’s not what I herd.”

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What’s better than freight? Frnine.

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I hate winter.

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Did you know, a bowling alley is the quietest place in the world? You can hear a pin drop.

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What did the toilet say to the other? You look flushed.

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At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.

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Kids today...

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If the world was ending in 10 minutes, what would you spend time doing in those 10 minutes? I would spend 8 minutes thinking of something, then not do it because "oh well, it's too late now".

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Blue Bird of Happiness...

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What did the carrot say to the radish? Carrots can't speak.

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Some of them want to moo you...

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