roffbrauhaus.bsky.social
This is a great place for me to be dumb
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(TV announcer voice): The hunt is on for the next Apprentice
(Sad that this is actually the current state of affairs)
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Fuck it. I’m in!
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My wife: somebody died?!?!?!?
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Having sex with my wife made me gay?!? My wife isn’t gonna be happy when she hears this
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I’m the same way about horses
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The moment egg prices get low enough for people to start throwing them at these town halls…game over
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We ain’t in the prisoner takin business. We in the Nazi killin business. And cousin, business is boomin
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This would’ve been a great edit to that line. And his delivery *chef kiss* better than Tom Hanks
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Aktually he likes to go by Cock Durbin FTFY
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JUMP SCARE!
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He looked like Roman in Succession when he realizes that he’s in over his head
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What a putz. A complete and utterly useless moron who thought he was taking the express elevator to the penthouse, but who will end up in free fall and wrecked in the basement…couldn’t have happened to a better person
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Homie looks like he got the neural link implant. I hope his brain explodes
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I will only cheer this if he is aboard
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Idea time: pro-suicide hotline that calls Musk and pals! I bet Trump will fund that ASAP
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If you’re in line (to make fun of Musk and bully him), stay in line!
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This is the most embarrassing thing I’ve seen all day. And I’ve been walking around in public with a toothpaste stain on my t-shirt
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That sentence is a Town Hall Madlib!
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I hope his botched dick surgery is a real thing
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What a goon
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“I can change her…”